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—Please tell Echizen-sensei your answers loudly!
P.S.: Although I'm still not feeling well and lack the passion to write, I still need to keep updating... especially since today is New Year's Day (writers don't have holidays).
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[NO.452 The ship of friendship capsizes so easily]
Kiritani-chan's ventriloquism skills are widely acknowledged.
The person in Chiba who is skilled in ventriloquism is Kiritani-chan.
The first person to realize this was Kasumigaoka Utaha, who was sitting in the coffee shop that day, but she never got to experience Kiritani-chan's real oral skills.
Well, in short, it was like a scene from a light novel or anime where someone suddenly falls or turns their head. Hiratsuka Shizuka shrank her neck, as if crouching down to protect herself, and then... yes, the female teacher forcibly kissed her cute student.
If I had to describe the kissing scene, it would be like the female teacher kissed the student, who looked completely bewildered, and the female teacher, in her confusion, used her instinctive attack—yes, she stuck out her tongue.
Just like when that little rascal Kiritani-chan stuck her finger into her mouth, she stuck out her tongue and stirred it inside—yes, yes, these were all unconscious actions. A female teacher, an older single woman, is actually quite shy. How could she consciously kiss her student? Usually, it's the student who should be kissed.
The hymn of humanity is the hymn of instinct!
Launching an attack without her knowledge, the female teacher took the initiative. Caught off guard, Kiritani-chan, with some of his joints locked, and feeling utterly powerless, inevitably lost the strength to resist and could only retreat step by step, letting out a weak cry like Shizuka, whom he had previously bullied.
Slowly, Kiritani's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, but the female teacher was still immersed in the passionate kiss.
Of course, the female teacher cannot be blamed for this.
After all, this wasn't the first time. She was in control before, so of course she wanted to be in control now.
About five or six minutes later...
Kiritani-chan, her face flushed, stepped on the female teacher's foot. The sharp pain brought her back to her senses, and she quickly backed away...
“Hu…ha!”
Breathing heavily, Kiritani-chan stared incredulously at the equally bewildered female teacher. Could this guy have been lonely for too long and was actually planning to make a move on me? And wait, when I stayed at her house last time, didn't he really not do anything to me? I'm finding it increasingly hard to believe he'll stay put!
Honestly, even if you touched it, you'd probably back away, right?
Why are you sticking your tongue in?
Kiritani-chan realized that the coffee he had been holding, which he had barely drunk, had fallen to the ground in shock. But this didn't stop him from raising his hand to protect his chest in terror, trembling as he looked at the female teacher. "Although...although I do really like female teachers, and I think you're cute, Shizuka, this kind of thing...is no good, really no good!"
"Besides, even though it's break time, it's not like nobody's around. If they see me, I'm dead!"
In other words, it's okay to do this to Mr. Kiritani as long as it's in a secluded place?
"This... Ah! It was an accident... It's all your fault!"
The female teacher's face flushed, a mixture of shyness and anger mingling. But seeing that burning gaze, she began to fidget, turning her head away and slightly pouting, "And you're the one who's taking advantage..."
I don't want to take advantage of this. If things go wrong, Asuna might throw me off the building, and then Alice might chop me up with a machete. No matter what, my life is more important, right?
Kiritani-chan looked at her meaningfully, "Hey, I'll ask you one more time, you really didn't do anything to me that night? Of course, you took advantage of me when I didn't know..."
"Shut up! It was you who kissed me, and you fell asleep right after. If it weren't for my good temper... no! Nothing happened! You didn't hear anything!"
Halfway through her sentence, Hiratsuka Shizuka finally realized she had let something slip and quickly waved her hand, her expression one of panic.
Eeeeeeeeeee!
So you'd already kissed?
No wonder Jing is so skilled at it, yet she can't even throw a punch back... It turns out she had already tormented me without my knowledge.
"I never imagined you were this kind of teacher, daring to smear my innocence!"
"You were the one who started it!"
Hiratsuka Shizuka's face burned, and she wanted to punch him, but when she saw him wipe his mouth with his finger, her ears started to burn. She really hadn't expected something like this to happen...
"I had no idea such a thing happened. You must have kissed me while I was asleep."
Kiritani-chan casually turned her head away. By the way, could Shizuka have feelings for me?
While I do have a soft spot for female teachers and really like this adorable Shizuka, well... but she'll die!
...Hmm, it seems that's really the case.
If someone were to say, "Please continue to guide me in the future," what would Jing's reaction be?
An instantaneous explosion? Overjoyed? Panic-stricken?
Or perhaps all three are present?
Thinking about Jing's criteria for choosing a partner in Chapter 422... what if this woman really does like me?
Calm down, Jing'er! You can't do it—this is nightmare difficulty! It's practically Chinese difficulty!
"Jingjing, please calm down!"
Kirigaya leaned against the wall blankly, taking a deep breath. "Let's forget those wonderful memories... no, forget those unpleasant ones... ugh, just forget them! -- So, what are you going to do now? Aren't you in a meeting?"
"……this……"
With a complicated expression, she pursed her lips, but then inadvertently recalled what had just happened. Her fingers, which were behind her back, intertwined. She looked at Kiritani-chan with feigned composure and said, "Hikigaya found outside help and is calling for reinforcements. I discovered that you had sneaked out, so I came out to look for you... but I couldn't find you. I was feeling a bit depressed, so I hid here to have a smoke."
Her words were tinged with complaint, "And then...and then..."
Is this your reason for forcibly kissing me?
Asuna never forced a kiss on me!
"Alright, I know the rest!"
Kiritani looked like she'd seen a ghost. If what just happened hadn't happened, the female teacher probably would have thrown a punch as soon as she found the person.
After all, Kiritani-chan was handpicked by her to offer useful suggestions in the meeting room, but aside from appointing Iroha Isshiki as the committee chairperson, Kiritani-chan hasn't offered any suggestions whatsoever. Not only has she been slacking off, but she's also sneaked out now...
She spoke softly, her tone slightly shy, "Hurry back with me, the meeting still needs me...we."
At this moment, Kirito was certain of one thing, and that was—
—The ship of friendship has completely capsized!
P.S.: As for the side stories, I'll start writing from the comic convention... You'll see them very soon, probably (my subscriptions are getting lower and lower, I'm so tired).
Want to eat razor blades? Want to eat a tip?
Please feed them! *slap slap slap*
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【NO.453 Perfect Match】
[Fujiwara Echizen: Soubu High School actually has a clear rule that students are not allowed to date!]
[Don't Think Quietly: But haven't you had a girlfriend for a long time already?]
[Fujiwara Echizen: Me? I'm different. I met my girlfriend when I was in middle school, and there's no such explicit rule in middle school.]
[Don't you dare think quietly: This is no excuse for dating too early, Kirito!]
Lying lazily on the sofa at home, Kiritani-chan replied to the emails sent by the female teacher.
It's Saturday, and the manga club is preparing for their trip. As the manga club advisor, Shizuka could have gone along, and she even wanted to go herself. However, she's busy preparing for the sports festival and can't spare the time. So, she can only chat with Kiritani-chan, who is also preparing for the trip, to vent her frustration.
[Fujiwara Echizen: Who lets students enjoy their youth at the beginning of high school? Romance is also a part of youth, if you don't like it, don't play it!]
[Don't Let Me Think Quietly: Wow! You're so annoying! -- I feel like you're mocking me! (Furious)]
[Fujiwara Echizen: Impressive! As expected of an educator, you really noticed! — I advise you, don't go on blind dates. Someone on Twitter yesterday posted about Hiratsuka being blacklisted by several matchmaking agencies (embarrassing).]
So, the reason Jing'er is almost thirty and still hasn't found a boyfriend isn't just because of her personality and skills, but also because she probably didn't know how to politely decline in high school, right? — Yes, yes, this girl must have rejected a lot of men's advances, and now it's karma, what a sin!
"Kato, quickly contact Utaha-senpai. Eriri just called me and said she'll be at the station soon, but Utaha-senpai doesn't seem to have left yet..."
Inside the bathroom, Asuna, who was grooming Shiina Mashiro, peeked out and looked at Kiritani-chan, who was all ready but was sprawled on the sofa like a salted fish. She wrinkled her nose slightly. "Hurry up, Alice hasn't arrived yet, Eriri is already here..."
Kiritani-chan flipped through her contacts, a faint, mischievous smile on her face. "Don't worry, with Eriri's tsundere personality, even if she waits a long time, if we ask her later, she'll definitely say—'I, I just arrived.' She wouldn't have gotten up early to prepare because she was looking forward to this event, and she wouldn't have left early to wait for you at the station!"
"You don't need to explain this textbook example of tsundere behavior; just contact them already!"
"Oh! Yezi... Yezi is calling, I'll answer it first!"
Seeing the caller ID and her sister's cute profile picture, Kiritani-chan immediately jumped up and went to the windowsill. "Hey, this is the cutest Ni-chan!"
"Oh ho ho, here comes the handsome Leaf! (Leaf got a high score here!)"
Suguha seemed to be in an unexpectedly good mood, her voice quite sweet, "Nii-chan! Nii-chan! Yoko is going on a family trip with Mikasa-neechan, Mom and Dad today. If Nii-chan comes back now, he might still make it in time!"
Kiritani-chan said indifferently, "Eek! They didn't even invite me on the family trip... That's outrageous!"
"Dad said that Nii-chan's school is holding a sports festival, so he definitely won't have time to go out, and that's why he didn't bring Nii-chan along."
Suguha, with a complicated expression, tried to excuse her father, "But thinking about how Nii-chan is all alone at school, he probably won't have anything to do to pass the time except for playing games and drawing comics, it must be terrible, right? So, do you want to come back? Do you want to come back?"
Because I cared so much, I said it twice?
Naturally, Kiritani could hear the expectation in Suguha's words, but the schedule had already been set, and they couldn't change it now, could they?
"I'm not going back, Ni-chan has club activities to participate in too."
"Huh? There's a club activity? Oh no, did Ni-chan create a club out of thin air so Yoko wouldn't worry?"
Hey! Yezi, just how much do you look down on your brother?
By the way, Yezi, you've been to Soubu before, haven't you? Have you already forgotten about the manga club?
Besides, isn't playing games enough to kill time? If all else fails, I can talk to Eriri and come up with countless doujinshi plots!
"Okay, I'll bring back some local specialties for you, Ni-chan. And you like comic books and stuff like that... Hmm, I'll be visiting you next weekend, so please treat me well..."
"No! We won't serve you!"
"Ehhhhh?"
"I'm going back to the dojo next week."
Asuna had been looking forward to it, but it was put on hold because of the club trip. However, Asuna was the one who really lost out. If she had gone back at this time, she would not only have been able to see her parents, but she could also have joined the family trip. Wouldn't that have boosted her parents' affection for her?
As we all know, as long as the age is right, bringing a girl home will only make parents excited, and there will be no negative emotions (I don't know why, when I say I'm bringing my girlfriend home, my dad says he'll break my legs).
In short, there's no harm without comparison!
"When the time comes, Yezi will tell her brother about the wonderful experiences and memories of their family trip!"
"Isn't this natural?"
On the other end of the phone, Suguha laughed sweetly, while standing in front of her was Mikasa, who was expressionless. She was carrying her luggage and backpack and said indifferently, "It's time to leave."
"Hi hi...!"
Nodding helplessly, Suguha held up her phone and said to Kiritani-chan on the other end, "Then, see you next week, brother!"
"Okay, see you next week!"
As expected! My little sister is still the cutest in the world!
That's awesome! Now I finally understand why everyone in Chiba is a siscon!
Whenever something good happens, the younger sister immediately thinks of her older brother, no wonder the orthopedics clinic is always packed!
"Little Tongtong, what are you grinning about? You're drooling!"
Standing in front of the open door, Alice looked at him with a strange expression. "Could it be that you're fantasizing about whether something wonderful might happen during your trip?"
"Well, I'm really looking forward to it!"
He wiped his mouth, but no saliva came out. Then he looked at the white object in Alice's hand, and his expression became somewhat subtle.
"Your expression is getting even more lewd! It's just a headband, a white headband I prepared for you."
The blonde girl, seeing the lewd thoughts on Kiritani-chan's face, glared angrily, "It's not what you're thinking about—panties. Folding panties into a bow and wearing it on your head is impossible, right? —If you want my panties..."
She smiled and clasped her fingers around her waist, making a pulling-down gesture. "Take it off now? It'll be the original color~!"
"Pervert! Female hooligan! British old hooligan!"
Kiritani-chan looked at her with disdain, then lowered her voice, "Please give it to me privately, thank you!"
Before the girl could even express her displeasure, a towel was thrown at his face, and he got wet.
Yes, the towel is wet.
Kirigaya casually wiped her face, already feeling Asuna's kind gaze, followed by cold words, "Going into heat first thing in the morning, and laughing nonstop since you woke up. Does that mean you don't have to draw manga anymore after the magazine went bankrupt?"
"That would be nice."