Page 216
Page 216
Perhaps because of his good temper, Kiritani-san has a particularly high tolerance for Shizuka's cuteness!
Raising his eyebrows slightly, Kirigaya-kun returned to the conference room and saw the four members of the Service Club. He silently gave Shizuka a look, and then Kirigaya-san sat down in the empty seat next to Ryunosuke.
The female teacher lowered her fist, opened the files on her desk, and greeted them as if nothing had happened, "Oh, it seems you've successfully secured the manpower. How should I put it, I'm tired of the sports festival, which is basically the same every year. I'm looking forward to seeing what interesting things you guys come up with."
Whether it's the school festival or the sports festival, it's basically the same events over and over again. It's completely normal to get bored with it. If possible, I really want to go back to the Kemono Friends cafe for the next school festival. I never get tired of seeing Eriri the cute dog, thank you!
Oh, maybe we could do something a bit more extreme, like swapping the men and women. I bet a lot of people would come here for that, right?
And, since you're annoyed, Jing'ai, don't give me that excited look!
"So, the teacher will still be in charge of this year's sports festival?"
"Isn't this just common sense? This kind of work is always done by young people, look—"
She pointed very seriously to her cheek, "I'm young, I'm young!"
Is it because this person is important that I'm saying it twice...?
No matter what, I still feel a little sad. He's so serious about saying he's still young. I should just marry whoever comes along, otherwise I won't be able to hold back anymore (crossed out).
Kiritani-san expressionlessly opened the bento box. "Speaking of which, how's it going with the chairman? Has he made a decision?"
Everyone turned their attention to Yukinoshita and Sagami Minami...
Then, Kiritani-san smiled faintly and said, "You can continue. Just pretend I don't exist."
P.S.: Yesterday was Friday, and my family has a Fox Festival, so it's not too much to ask for a lazy day, right? -- Hmm, Echizen's Lazy Day (Special)!
455
【NO.450 Happy New Year!】
"You can continue, just pretend I don't exist!"
It wasn't that I had preconceived notions, but rather that I had genuinely realized that this guy was utterly useless except for being a hindrance.
Kiritani-san simply couldn't believe that after experiencing such a level of failure, this guy still hadn't realized her limitations. Couldn't he at least have some self-awareness? Didn't he have any Hercules in mind when it came to whether he could do these things properly?
Similarly, Kiritani-san didn't quite understand what Shizuka, who was in charge of the sports festival, was thinking.
Well, whatever, I'm just here to make a brief appearance and grab a lunchbox. What will happen next... Ha! The manga club is going on a trip tomorrow, so I don't even have any intention of drawing anything, let alone the sports festival.
"...Uh, the position of Chairman hasn't actually been decided yet."
Shiroko smiled knowingly, her gaze shifting between Yukinoshita and Sagami before finally settling on Kiritani-san, who was oblivious to everyone else and happily munching on his bento. "If Kurogiri-san were to run for office, given the success of the school festival, the reliable Kurogiri-san would definitely be elected..."
"I have club activities and need to go to gather material later, so I'm sorry I have to decline!"
Without hesitation, Kiritani-san completely cut off any possibility of the dead castle returning to speak again, and began to wonder if this guy was too immersed in the role, still calling out the name Kurogiri Shido at a time like this.
"Haha... Kurogiri-san still refused after all. I was rejected by Yukinoshita-san before..."
Somewhat embarrassed, looking at Kiritani-san and the indifferent Yukinoshita, Shiro scratched his cheek, quickly regaining his energetic state, "But, but, since you recommended other people, I thought..."
So you're asking Sagami Minami for help?
Ha! It's not surprising that Yukinoshita would refuse. After all, she has learned a lot from what happened last time and has made many changes since then. Besides, there's nothing about Haruno that could provoke her, so it's not surprising at all.
But is there really no one left at Soubu High School?
Why did I have to think of Sagami Minami?
"I recommend it..."
Kirigaya-san gripped his chopsticks and glanced at Sagami Minami. "Speaking of which, there should be a candidate for Shiro-senpai's student council president position, right?"
Cheng Huixun tilted his head slightly, "...Indeed, there is a candidate. It seems that she is in the same class as Kurogiri-san."
Hiratsuka-sensei narrowed her eyes in surprise for a moment. "Kiritani, you mean to have the student council president candidate serve as the chairman of the sports festival?"
"Isn't this a good idea? It can demonstrate her abilities through this event and also help her gain more prestige after she steps down from her post as the city's return patrol officer."
Kiritani-san smiled slightly and said, "What do you think, Shizuka-sensei?"
Although I don't know who this student council president candidate is, anyone with a brain would be good enough, even if they don't reach the level of the Joukawa Shogun, just being slightly better than Sagami Minami!
As for the rest... well, some things always have to be done by someone, and besides, this isn't about dragging someone down, but rather about building momentum in advance!
Yes, that's it!
"Hmm, that's a good suggestion."
With a slightly strange expression, Shizuka gave Kiritani-san a subtle glance before agreeing, "Isshiki is the student council president candidate, right?"
The castle patrolman looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka in surprise, "Yes, are you going to invite Isshiki to serve as the committee chairman?"
"If it's all one color..."
Ms. Hiratsuka crossed her arms as if she was thinking about something. After a moment of thought, she nodded. "Then let's go with Isshiki. Please send someone to fetch Isshiki."
And so, the choice of the chairman was made.
Yukinoshita maintained her aloof expression, her thoughts unreadable, but Sagami Minami's expression clearly showed that she had more than just a "f*** you" she wanted to say to Kiritani-san; she wanted to yell it into his ear.
After all, given that Yukinoshita refused, not to mention the remaining chances, the result had already clearly shown that she would be elected as the committee chairperson. But then Kirito suddenly appeared, not only turning away when he saw her, but also subsequently appointing the committee chairperson as "Tsukimiya-chan." Did you hear that? Tsukimiya-chan!
"Hey, is this a good idea? Isn't this a bit too obvious?"
Hachiman lowered his voice and asked Kiritani-san, "She looks terrible right now, like she just came back from Africa. This kind of woman might talk badly about you behind your back."
"There are plenty of people who talk bad about me, I don't care!"
He responded calmly, after all, no matter how hard you try, you can't do it well. Just by looking at Sagami Minami's unrepentant appearance, you can tell that her current thoughts are exactly the same as during the school festival. She is just running for class chair with the intention of getting attention. In fact, what is even more shocking is that the castle tour actually has the idea of asking her for help!
Well, a city patrol is a city patrol...
"I'm so sorry I'm late—"
Just as Kiritani-san finished his bento, the meeting room door opened, and Iroha Isshiki walked in with a big smile, immediately apologizing.
Actually, this wasn't about being late; it was a last-minute casting choice. The fact that he was hastily found but immediately apologized undoubtedly earned him a lot of goodwill...
Hmm, this guy might be the next Haruno, although there's still a slight difference in their fake expressions.
Without waiting for anyone to greet her, Iroha walked over and sat down next to Kiritani-san, her gaze towards him quite peculiar.
"The chairman's seat is up there, not here."
Kiritani calmly closed the bento box, tidied up the table roughly, and then looked at the girl who had been staring at him ever since she arrived.
It seems they really are classmates?
"I know, I just wanted to see who recommended me."
She chuckled softly, her gentle voice making her appear incredibly cute. "However, I'm a little curious why Kirigaya-san isn't going on stage herself. I'm really looking forward to it! Kirigaya-san hosting the sports festival will surely be just as exciting as the school festival!"
"Do not have time."
"That's a good reason. May I invite Kiritani-kun to serve as the vice-chairman?"
"No, I don't have time!"
"What if I help as an operations committee member?"
"But I refuse, I don't have time!"
Regardless of what Isshiki Hachiman thinks, aside from the things that are currently necessary to attend to, Kiritani-san will absolutely not concern himself with the rest of the affairs. Only an idiot would get involved in such a terrible thing when he is about to go on a trip.
"How heartless! It was Kiritani-san who recommended me, but he won't give me any help whatsoever. If I don't do a good enough job, then Kiritani-san might..."
"It's okay, it was Jing's decision. She's the one who's embarrassing!"
Jingkeai: I'm going to fuck Kirito!
P.S.: Happy Holidays!
I want to tip you~ Blades~
456
[NO.451 Please answer, Echizen]
Finally, Isshiki returned to her seat as committee chair and began the initial handling of affairs. However, the main purpose of this meeting was to determine the sports festival as the grand finale.
To be precise, Kiritani-kun didn't have any good ideas. Although he had a lot of whimsical ideas, those projects obviously couldn't be shown casually. After all, this was a school, and messing around would be disastrous, especially with Hiratsuka Shizuka in front of him. If she punched him, it would be terrible. In addition, Kiritani-kun considered himself to be just going through the motions, so he couldn't be bothered to talk to her at all.
However, it seems that pushing Isshiki Hatake forward has made this hypocritical girl somewhat dissatisfied. During the meeting, Kirito-kun often felt her gaze and felt that things were going to get tough. Damn it, I should have known better than to get involved in this kind of thing. Even if Sagami Minami becomes the chairman of the sports festival, it doesn't really have anything to do with me, does it? Anyway, I won't be a member of the operations committee. What do I care if other people are unlucky? No one is going to ask me to take care of them.
...But, I'm in the same class as Isshiki Iroha, so things are going to get really complicated, aren't they?
No! I can still relax. At least Alice won't let someone who might be a philanderer get close to me. Hmm, I can relax... maybe?
So, while everyone was noisily discussing which project to adopt, Kiritani quietly slipped out of the meeting room. Since discussing these matters would take a lot of time, all the students except for the class operations committee members had returned to their classrooms for classes, and the corridors and playground were now empty.
I must say, Kato Megumi's stealth skills are really useful.
After washing the bento box and wiping it dry with a cloth, Kiritani stretched lazily. "I'm missing a bottle of coffee... no, it would be weird to eat the bento and then drink coffee, wouldn't it?"
It's definitely because of Kasumigaoka; they bring me coffee every day, and now I've gotten into the habit of drinking a bottle of coffee after meals.
But how should I put it, if Kasumigaoka really stops bringing it one day, I'll definitely feel very uncomfortable, right?
—Wait, didn't I say before that Kasumigaoka Utaha's actions were actually premeditated? Was it so that I would feel very uncomfortable if she wasn't around one day?
That's amazing! You subtly influence others to develop habits, and you actually succeed!
It's terrifying to think about. No wonder Eriri is always the one being bullied. It turns out that Kasumigaoka Utaha is a girl who is used to fighting a war of attrition.
Kirigaya-kun took a can of juice from the vending machine and looked around. Although he had been studying at Soubu High School for quite some time, he had never really looked around the campus properly, especially in such a quiet place. In addition, he could hear the sound of students reading from the school buildings. It was surprisingly relatable. Finally, it felt a bit like a school.
Yes, yes, over the past period of time, Kiritani-kun really didn't feel like this was a school. The academic workload was even easier than in middle school, which inevitably made him feel like this place was just a large-scale matchmaking agency...
Then, he saw something rather unusual.
That was white mist.
To be more precise, it's smoke.
Kiritani-chan saw the handsome man in white and the female teacher secretly smoking.
Yes, this is Jing Ke'ai, who is currently leaning against the trash can, puffing away on a cigarette. Her eyes keep glancing around warily, as if she's worried about being seen by the students—Shut up, you sow!
Actually, Jing Ke'ai looks quite cute like this, even though she is already quite cute to begin with.
Then, Kirito walked over expressionlessly, and without Shizuka noticing at all, took the cigarette out of her mouth and put it in his own mouth. Then, to her astonishment and shock, he quickly put his index finger into her mouth.
"Kiri... uh, Kiritani?!!"
"You should have forgotten, I said if I ever see you smoking again, I'll put my hand in your mouth..."
Kirito could smell a distinct tobacco scent on her, which wasn't very pleasant. So his slender fingers were still moving around in Shizuka's mouth, the moist feeling... was a little strange, but Kirito-chan maintained a blank expression.
Then he felt pain; the woman... had bitten his finger.
"Come on, take a bite, then I can legitimately delay my manuscript."
He grinned, his face full of expectant joy, "My dear editor, please don't let me off the hook!"
—Holy crap! This feels like something out of an hentai anime?
The world has become filthy again!
Mr. Kiritani, please remove your left hand and put your right hand's fingers in.
"Ouch!!!"
The female teacher's face was filled with anger and shame. The pressure she was biting on Kirito's finger unconsciously lessened, but this wasn't because of the delayed manuscript. Rather, she subconsciously recalled the scene of Kirito getting drunk that day and ending up with a three-minute-long wet kiss. Perhaps the shame wasn't so intense then, and she had even been quite proactive, but…
"I love seeing that look on your face—wanting to hit me but not being able to. It's so exciting!"
Yes, no wonder so many guys like humiliation doujinshi! — I recently saw an anime called "Humiliation of a Female Teacher," although the later parts were a bit cliché, the beginning was very well done, really great!
The older single woman let out a mournful cry like a small animal, then she reached out and grabbed Kiritani-chan's arm, pressing her fingers against his elbow joint. She quickly turned around, pinned Kiritani-chan against the wall, and slapped his fingers away. Her pretty face was full of shame and indignation as she pressed down on him, with clear fluid still lingering at the corner of her mouth.
She angrily retorted, "I'm going to interrupt your third point right now... Ouch!"
For some reason, she shrank back before she could finish speaking...
Then the question comes-
Kirito is 165 cm tall. Even with high-soled shoes, Hiratsuka Shizuka is slightly taller than Kirito.
Now, she was less than five centimeters away from Kiritani-chan's face, and she was looking down at her.
Could it be that, while instinctively shrinking her neck, Hiratsuka Shizuka might have had contact with Kiritani-chan?
If they do touch, what positions would they be?
novelnext