Warhammer, I'm a nanny, not your father!

After traveling to 30K, Wop thought he would just live a life of idleness and wait for death, but he never thought that the Emperor would ask him to raise a child."Nyos, they're your sons! How dare you, as a father, abandon them and leave them all to me? Is that the kind of father you are?""Horus, you are the Son of the First Return, the Emperor's favorite son. Why do you come to me? Don't come here!""Perturabo, what are you doing? Put me down! I want to stay with Sanguinius!""Shell, stop Angron! He's trying to read my mind! What? You said you want to know who my favorite child is, too?""I already told you I'm not your father!"