novelnext Chapter 403 Death can be resurrected, but loss of virginity is for a lifetime.
Chapter 403 Death can be resurrected, but loss of virginity is for a lifetime.
Chapter 403 Death can be resurrected, but loss of virginity is for life.
Naruto threw down his comic book, clung to Sasuke like a koala, and yelled in his ear, "Help me!!!"
The movements were fluid and seamless, executed in one go!
The speed was so fast that Sasuke didn't even have time to react, Kakashi behind him and Sakura beside him were stunned, and even Tobirama Senju, the ninja world's fastest ninja in the distance, couldn't understand what was happening.
"Help! Help Sasuke! Kakashi-sensei!!"
The voice was so close to Sasuke's ear that it startled him.
The sensitive Uchiha reacted instinctively, kicking the koala hanging on him more than ten meters away!
Sasuke subconsciously thought there was some incredible genjutsu in the book, which is why Naruto was so frightened.
Having escaped, Sasuke opened his Sharingan, jumped into the air, and took the copy of "Junji Itō" that the "gods" had given him.
Naruto's cries were so pitiful that Hashirama, Madara, Tobirama, Izuna, and the other members of the Allied Shinobi Forces all looked over from a distance.
"It's just a book, what could possibly scare him like that?"
Izuna raised his hand to shield his forehead and looked in Naruto's direction.
"Illusion?" Madara was also somewhat puzzled.
Hashirama was intrigued by Naruto's exclamation. "I'd like to see what kind of book it is."
He had read *Make-Out Paradise*, which the gods had mentioned many times, but he really didn't understand what was so good about it. Tobirama, however, said it was good.
"Go and get that book," Izuna ordered Tobirama.
Tobirama bluntly replied, "When asking for a favor, you should say 'please.'"
Izuna tossed the empty can of syrup next to him toward Tobirama. "This is an order!"
The two almost started arguing again, but tree roots that sprouted from the ground pulled them apart. Hashirama, acting as a peacemaker, asked Tobirama to "take a look at the manga book that Sasuke is holding" on Izuna's behalf.
Sasuke had already finished reading Junji Ito's manga. Aside from a curt "Boring," he offered no comment on the manga bestowed upon him by the gods. Instead, he smirked and remarked to Naruto, who was cowering on the ground, covering his head and sticking his butt out, "After all these years, you haven't improved at all, you coward~"
Back when they went on a mission to the Land of Waves together, Sasuke's comment, "You coward, sir!" caused Naruto to react so strongly that he pierced the back of his hand and vowed never to run away from a mission again.
However, this time, Naruto didn't try to be brave about what he feared most, and waved his hand to tell Sasuke to take it further away.
Just then, Tobirama Senju came to collect his book, and Sasuke casually handed the Second Hokage the copy of "Junji Ito," which had been a gift from the gods.
Tobirama took the book back to Hashirama and Izuna.
Hashirama still didn't quite understand, but Izuna had opened the door to a new world and loved this kind of thing.
But Uchiha Madara—
"Izumi, Izuna—" Madara's face was slightly pale and unnatural. "You, you don't think this kind of thing—"
"That's really interesting, brother!!" Izuna pointed to a scene in the manga. "Look, this person is buried in the ground and can still grow! Just like the Divine Tree, could it be a variant of Hashirama Senju?"
"This is so...so outrageous—" Hashirama Senju squatted on the ground dejectedly.
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How come he didn't know Izuna was such a natural-born troll? And the worst part is, he actually likes watching such disgusting and terrifying things? Uchiha Madara stared at the grotesque image of Izuna covered in whirlpools—
No, I feel so nauseous I want to throw up.
The Rinnegan even recorded that scene for him; he'll probably get goosebumps every time he hears the word "Uzumaki" from now on!
"Brother, look, these people's blood is exploding! Doesn't it look like the Blood Dragon Eye of the Blood Pool Clan?"
"Ugh—" Madara Uchiha felt the urge to vomit rising in his throat.
Since the topic wasn't particularly valuable for the ninjas, Tobirama Senju didn't pay attention to the comments. Instead, he stood beside Izuna, slightly bowing his head and bending his neck to look at the book.
"Hmm—" Tobirama murmured, "That woman named Tomie reminds me of someone who once came to assassinate my brother. He was sent by the Land of Waterfall, and his name was Kakuzu, wasn't it?"
"I heard him mentioned in the comments before. It seems he joined the Akatsuki, right?" Hashirama turned to Madara. "Do you know him?"
"The Akatsuki was founded by that kid you adopted named Obito, right?"
"What do you mean I adopted him?" Ban said, suppressing his disgust. "That brat was just someone I picked up in the tunnel."
"You look terrible, are you alright?"
"Shut up," Madara snapped at Hashirama in annoyance.
After hearing Izuna and Tobirama's tactical analysis of Tombstone Town and the Nara clan's Shadow Technique, as well as the compatibility between Licker Girl and Orochimaru, Madara finally couldn't hold it in and ran to the side to vomit.
Moreover, when he looked back, he found that even his other resurrected brothers were very interested in comics, and he was the only one who was not used to it, which made him feel very frustrated.
"Brother, are you alright?"
Seeing his younger brothers looking over, Ban waved his hand defiantly, "It's okay, you guys continue."
"oh."
Hashirama's voice came from afar: "He's probably taking a dump."
"Believe it or not, I'll kill you!! Hashirama!!!"
Ban chose to distance himself from them, running to a secluded spot to watch the comments and distract himself. [Everyone's read *The Return of the Condor Heroes*, right? When Xiaolongnu died, the readers' reaction wasn't that intense. It was the scene where the author arranged for Xiaolongnu to be defiled by Yi Zhiping that provoked a strong reaction from readers; some even blocked the door and smashed the newspaper office, forcing Jin Yong to apologize.] [Why can female protagonists nowadays be seriously injured or disabled, but not "lost their virginity"?] [It's not just the female protagonist; in current novels, if the female protagonist, female supporting character, or even the male protagonist or male supporting character "lost their virginity," it can be criticized if not handled well, even becoming a major red flag, causing a precipitous drop in popularity, and ultimately leading to the premature cancellation or ending of the entire book.]
10+ people think this is great [duh, because serious injury, disability, or even death can all be written in a very noble and tragic way, at least making readers feel sorry and regretful. But can you imagine that in Naruto, Neji didn't die protecting Naruto and Hinata by being pierced by the Ten-Tails' wooden spikes! Instead, he was killed by Obito Uchiha in place of Naruto and Hinata?!] 10+ people think this is ridiculous?! Can you even compare it like that?!
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Neji, who was revived by the barrage of comments, almost couldn't catch his breath!
His shock was so immense! His eyes were glued to the few lines of text on the screen! His vision was even spinning!
Although he didn't know the exact meaning of "撅" (jué), it didn't stop them from guessing what the gods were trying to express based on the context!
He was bent over ————·————·————————————
Neji's face turned ashen; he almost knelt down in the face of this horrifying analogy!
Naruto, the straight-laced guy, even cursed at the comments: "Don't use such disgusting analogies! I'll never be able to look Neji in the eye again!!"
"?!?!?!" Neji whirled around to look at Naruto! His Byakugan eyes were filled with astonishment!
What do you mean, bro?! Do you even remember I sacrificed myself to save you guys?! What do you mean you can't look me in the eye anymore?! It's like I was really beaten up by Obito Uchiha?!
The eldest son of the Hyuga branch family had a very rich inner world, while Obito Uchiha, standing right next to Kakashi and behind Neji, was also completely stunned by the lightning, his whole body numb. To put it simply, it was as if his mind had been brutally electrocuted by that old geezer Madara Uchiha's Yin Release Lightning Style!
Might Guy pulled Neji into his protective zone, glaring angrily at Obito Uchiha: "I'm telling you! No matter what! You are not allowed to lay a hand on my student!"
Standing in front, Lee solemnly blocked Neji's path, declaring, "I will absolutely not allow such a despicable thing to happen!!"
"Are you all fucking crazy?!" Obito Uchiha roared, disregarding his image. "Who would do something like that?! Who would?! I'm a pure-hearted person!!! Bastards!!"
The faint sound of Lin's laughter could be heard from the side.
Obito Uchiha was even more embarrassed.
He was so angry that he stomped his feet and danced around in frustration, wishing he could jump inside and unleash a Fire Release: Storm Dance on the gods who were posting comments!
Every day, this straight woman frowned deeply, and her stomach churned.
"Help! Can you please stop posting these kinds of comments?! It's not that I'd rather be killed—but this is really a form of mental pollution, isn't it?"
Neji: "I agree—" Thank you, Tenten. Only you have a normal human reaction.
[Hard to say, look at Guts and Griffith, they were both rejected, but that didn't affect their popularity?] 10+ people agree. [Because it's essentially a very cruel, dark, and brutal world, most works don't have that depth.] 10+ people agree. [Seems pretty true? Mainly, compared to death, the outcome of that sacrifice seems actually alright?] 10+ people agree. [You wouldn't say that when you're living a life worse than death.] 10+ people agree. [Most of us oscillate between "better to live a miserable life than die a good death" and "living a life worse than death."]
10+ people liked this: "The world of Berserk is too dark; even survival is uncertain, so naturally, staying alive is more important." 10+ people liked this: "So, from God's perspective, we naturally think that forced hooking is even more against the moral order of the anime world. If you're going to fight, fight; if you're going to kill, kill. Using insults is despicable." 10+ people liked this: "But if we consider reality, the characters in it probably want to live more, right?" 10+ people liked this: "I sympathize with Ga Zi; his life has been miserable. He finally had a girlfriend and a best friend, but his best friend turned out to be a beast." 10+ people liked this: "I remembered this work's alternate title—Berserk." 10+ people liked this: "Already knowing the meaning of 'green' and 'turning head,' the ninjas wanted to laugh, but felt it was somewhat impolite, so they could only suppress their laughter and look at other comments to distract themselves."
"Compared to this, our world isn't so dark."
"After all, it's a shonen manga."
"I thought the ninja world was very dark, but after hearing what the gods said, I suddenly felt that there was light everywhere."
"Well, in 'divine terms,' this is what they call 'no comparison, no harm,' right?"
"No, no, it should be that beauty comes from contrast!"
[Griffith was mainly jealous that Guts left him for his girlfriend.] 10+ people liked this. [Doesn't this plot seem familiar?] 10+ people liked this. [Huh? Ah!! I get it now!!] 10+ people liked this. [After Hashirama Senju had Mito Uzumaki, he left Madara Uchiha, and then Madara Uchiha left the village, returning a few years later with the Nine-Tails to destroy Konoha.] 10+ people liked this. "Huh?!!"
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Madara Uchiha's expression twisted in agony. "What are you bastards thinking?! Who cares if Hashirama has a wife or not! I have absolutely no interest in that woman, Mito Uzumaki! Don't make wild guesses!!"
Some people discovered that Ban had misunderstood the gods' meaning, but no one dared to actually go and remind him.
"Yeah, yeah!" Hashirama jumped up to explain for his best friend and himself, "Besides, I only got together with Mito after Madara left Konoha. To be honest, it was more like I was caught in the middle between Tobirama and Madara, which gave me a huge headache!"
"Uh—" Tobirama Senju hadn't expected to get dragged into this because of his idiot older brother. "Is this my fault?! It's Madara who's ruining my brother's plans!" They'd finally managed to negotiate an alliance with the other villages, and then Madara got beaten up by their envoy—
Back then, when he heard this news, he was so angry he wanted to tear Ban to pieces!
Izuna: "The comments say it all! You're the one who messed things up! If I were still alive, I would never tolerate you bullying my brother!!"
"Wait, Izuna." Madara stared in disbelief, pointing at Tobirama Senju: "I'm not so weak as to be bullied by such a pathetic guy—"
Weak, small and weak —?
Tobirama Senju glared angrily at Madara Uchiha, "I am the Second Hokage! Besides you and my older brother, those two monsters, I am also very powerful!!"
"Heh." Madara Uchiha sneered. "Who was getting entangled by those two brats, Kinkaku and Ginkaku?"
(Hashirama muttered to himself, "Tobirama, don't call your own brother a monster. It will make me sad—")
Tobirama Senju was speechless for a moment, staring at Madara Uchiha without saying a word.
"snort!"
In the world of anime, serious injuries can be healed, disabilities can regenerate, or prosthetics can be fitted, and even those killed can be resurrected! But the one thing—loss of virginity is permanent—[10+ people liked this] The Valley of the End Original Timeline—
Uchiha Izuna, who was just resurrected thanks to Tobirama's voice actor power, gave a live explanation.
He was resurrected several years after his death.
The moment he was resurrected, he discovered a stunningly beautiful woman who caught his eye, even causing his heart to flutter and making him fall in love at first sight! Upon learning that she might be his sister-in-law, he immediately abandoned any inappropriate thoughts.
However, upon learning the truth and witnessing Tobirama Senju's transformation from man to woman and back again, Izuna instantly felt that his "purity of thought" had vanished.
"If there's anything that can restore his chastity," he'd be willing to use the reward for an A-level mission to return him to the state he'd never seen his nemesis become a woman before!
Sigh—how could this happen? The truth is too cruel—
As he pondered these thoughts, Izuna lost his joy.
The first person to notice Izuna's despondency was Hashirama Senju, who was equally prone to melancholy. He quickly accepted the news that he hadn't been dead long before being resurrected, and seeing Izuna's utterly bewildered expression, he couldn't help but ask, "Madara's brother, I missed a lot of important information during my period of despair over death. What are you despairing about?"
He, Tobirama, and Madara looked up at the barrage of comments in the sky—
In the world of anime, serious injuries can be healed, disabilities can regenerate, or prosthetics can be fitted, and even those killed can be resurrected! But one thing is certain—loss of virginity is permanent—
Ma, Masaka—?! (Could it be—?)
"Um, you're Izuna, right—" The First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, gazed at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, offering words of comfort with a tone both heroic and sorrowful: "We are ninjas, and sometimes, for the sake of a mission, even such sacrifices are unavoidable—"
"ah???"
Izuna felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it at the moment.
He even thought that Hashirama had seen through his little scheme, and instantly felt awkward and at a loss for what to do.
"I...I...I don't care about that kind of thing! At worst, I'll just stop thinking about it! What's the big deal?!"
Madara Uchiha: "?!!!!!"
Tobirama Senju: "?!!!!!"
"Izumi, Izuna, you—?!" Madara Uchiha trembled with fear!
He... he had absolutely no idea that Izuna had endured such pain!! It was truly—
The man who could make the Allied Shinobi Forces despair to the point of tears was now choking up and almost crying several times because he mistakenly believed that Izuna had suffered humiliation that he shouldn't have had to endure.
"It's my fault for not protecting you, Izuna—"
Even Tobirama sighed, his eyes becoming subtly profound.
Compared to the ordeal of becoming a woman and being seen naked by Madara Uchiha and Izuna Uchiha, the suffering Izuna endured was far more cruel.
"well----"
I didn't expect that guy to be so pitiful. Even Tobirama couldn't bear to scold him.
Izuna was completely bewildered.
"What's wrong, brother? Why all of a sudden—" He thought Madara was apologizing to him because of his death after being seriously injured by Tobirama.
"That kind of thing happened a long time ago, didn't it?"
Madara's eyes were filled with regret as he looked away from Izuna. "Ah, yes, it's all in the past—" He paused for a moment, then solemnly vowed, "I promise I will never let something like this happen to you again, Izuna."
Uchiha Izuna: "Huh—?"