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Furthermore, this opening line is too bizarre; it doesn't sound like something Yang Nai would say at all.
You should know that Kirito rarely calls her first, and she always seizes every opportunity. She has never done anything like this... in a normal way.
Yes, it's precisely because it's too normal that it seems so eerie.
"...Your signal was detected just now, but it was blocked."
If it were just stalking, it wouldn't be so strange, since Yukinoshita Haruno is a stalker. But in this situation, it's completely different.
When Kirito checked the location of his contacts, he saw that his parents, sister, and Mikasa were all nearby, very close. In particular, Asuna, Kasumigaoka Utaha, and Asada Shino had all run into them, and they might even be sitting face to face chatting and laughing.
Are you planning to go too?
“…True or false?”
"lie."
Hearing Haruna's still hesitant words, Kirito tightened his scarf and answered without hesitation.
"I'm just passing by, and maybe I'll happen to pass by that coffee shop that's packed with people."
"ok, I get it."
It was obvious that Yang knew this, and her mind was very firm. Whether it was the truth or a lie, she figured it would all end up there anyway.
Even so, Kirito was still a little concerned. "What about watermelon? Could it be that it came too?"
"No, except for the watermelon."
Yang Nai seemed to place great importance on Kosaka Akane, saying, "Your watermelon is pure. It doesn't matter if you don't participate in this kind of occasion. Don't forget that watermelon can go to see your parents anytime, anywhere, unlike us who need—opportunities!"
"This kind of opportunity is rare, and it's probably comparable in scale to the one we had at the shopping mall before."
Is that so?
Thinking back to Xigua's behavior last time, I guess it'll be the same this time. Of course, there's a possibility I don't know, but the chances are very small. More likely, Xigua just doesn't want to cause me any trouble, so he didn't come over... Ah, Xigua is so considerate!
Always thinking of me... Phew!
Helplessness, confusion, and depression
The expression that evolved from a mix of emotions was one of utter helplessness. In the end, Kirito took a deep breath. Although he didn't know what kind of situation would unfold when his parents met with them, or what kind of changes would occur in the girls' feelings, it was clear that he couldn't stop it now!
Upon seeing the man appear before him, Kirito put his index finger to his lips, signaling him not to speak, and then continued with the ongoing phone call.
"I have a general understanding of the situation, and once I've made a decision, I'll move on."
No matter what, we have to face it eventually, it just came a little early.
"...Won't people mind if I cause them trouble?"
"Even if there are many problems, they still need to be solved eventually. Since you've made up your mind, just do it your way."
What can I do? I'm desperate too!
Although, given Yang Nai's personality, if I really had any requests, even in the current situation, she would definitely agree, it's just... that's not good.
"That's it..."
"I need to calm down first. See you later."
"Well, see you later."
Hearing the girl's slightly lighter voice at the end, without the previous troubled tone, Kirito shook his head slightly and hung up the phone.
Looking up at the man in front of him, Kirito organized his thoughts, about to speak, when he realized that the three girls who had been there were gone... Wait! Why did they all disappear?
"You might not be able to think things through anymore."
He's expressionless, his talent is cooking, but the price is his expressionless face when it comes to picking up girls.
"And it's a bit of a pity that your lovely Jing, Teacher Jing is still at school supervising the students' preparations for the sports festival, so she won't be able to attend this tea party... It's more like a tea party."
The three or four swordsmen of the Black Kirin Sword Sect, the one in front of them, is the expressionless Li Shunsheng in front of us.
"How about them?"
"A maid came and took them away."
So it was Tenjōin Shōki... He must have gotten some information from Izayoi Kōki, right?
but……
But why is Eriri coming along too?
Is he crazy? He has to get involved in everything. Is he a member of the Chaoyang District residents?
"how about you?"
"Yin just saw the stream and went to play in the water with Amber. I just happened to see you."
Looking at the expressionless face, Kirito hesitated silently for a few seconds before finally deciding not to tell Li Shunsheng that he had urinated in the stream when he went to relieve himself.
"Now, we are the same kind of people."
This expressionless man forced a smile, revealing a perfect, Oscar-worthy grin. "You say my ability is cooking, and the price is picking up girls. Well, you're not much better—your ability is drawing erotic comics, and the price is being picked up by girls. I'm talking about you!"
"roll!"
…………
"Oh no, I shouldn't have asked for your opinion."
While the girls remained silent, Midori Kiritani suddenly cut short the conversation she had just started, and said with a gentle smile, "What I should be asking is, all of you here actually like being with people, right?"
——? ? ?
Regardless of the reactions of others, Kirigaya Suguha and Mikasa were practically exploding with rage. Others might not care, but these two… they were both raised by Kirigaya Midori, and Suguha was even Kirigaya Midori's biological daughter, yet now…
No...no...it's true that there were signs of trouble before.
But, wasn't he strangled to death back then? Now... how could that be?
If that's true, what happened back then? Did he suddenly have a change of heart? That can't be right.
I don't remember ever seeing my mom as such an open-minded person. And who was it that offered advice, provided scenarios and opportunities to help Kato Megumi?
also……
"...?"
Sensing Suguha's gaze, Mikasa, feigning indifference, merely raised an eyebrow slightly. After all, she was still pondering how Asada Shino had developed that sense of familiarity; leaving an impression on her was no easy feat.
Therefore, there must be something wrong with Asada Shino.
As for Suguha, she was still wondering how Mikasa could possibly have special feelings for her older brother. It shouldn't be like that!
"Well, don't rush to answer. Think it over carefully before you answer!"
Looking at the girls with their various expressions, Kirigaya Midori reached out and ruffled Suguha's hair. She simply smiled in response to Suguha's confused expression, although... Kirigaya Midori seemed a little embarrassed when facing Asuna's gaze.
But there's nothing we can do about it; humans are strange creatures, especially when it concerns her son's future happiness. As a mother, she naturally has to put in extra effort.
It's certainly a strange feeling, especially considering what Kirigaya Nagaka once said: that her son is so handsome and cute, he might end up marrying seven wives in the future. Of course, that was just a joke back then, but now, it seems... maybe even more than seven?
Yes, yes, even the old man Kiritani, who was squatting outside the coffee shop feeling the winter chill, thought of those casual remarks. But now, judging from his wife's posture, it seems she is actually preparing to make those nonsense statements a reality.
Thinking about her son's small frame, Tong Gu Changge immediately pulled out a cigarette from somewhere and put it in her mouth. Putting everything else aside, she wanted to calm down first and then properly persuade her son to work hard to build up his physique.
However, before he could finish his cigarette, Kirigaya Nagato saw two cars pull up in front of him, and three beautiful girls got out one after another. He looked at the blonde Alice and fell silent. After a moment, he covered his eyes, feeling a little panicked—this was for real!
...Okay, you guys have fun, I'm going to have a heart-to-heart talk with my son.
Inside the coffee shop, three more people arrived, so they moved to a seat that could accommodate more people.
There were nine people present, including Kiritani Midori, her mother, and eight of the girls were willing to call her "Mom." It's conceivable that the kind of future Kiritani Nagaka envisioned might actually come true.
But how to put it? Kiritani Midori felt alright just now, but now she was really frowning. Everyone present had their own unique charm and were all extremely good-looking, especially... they all had special feelings for their sons.
However, this is no longer about collecting all seven...
"It's been a long time, Auntie."
"It has indeed been a long time."
Looking at the girl named Yukinoshita, Kiritani Midori smiled slightly. Compared to the other girls, she was relatively familiar with Yukino. Although not to the extent of being as familiar as Akane Kousaka, she had met Yukino quite a few times, even though she knew... those encounters were somewhat deliberate.
Of course, if you really had to say something, it would probably be that Xiaoxi is really stupid. The "quietly giving" approach is no longer popular. It's one thing to make a mistake, but continuing with this hopeless approach is bound to lead to disaster.
Yes, yes, it's Akane Kosaka... How could Midori Kiritani not notice?
When her son got a girlfriend, Akane Kosaka came to the dojo and sat there blankly all day. She didn't say much or do much, just sat there. It was hard to persuade her. Finally, when it was completely dark, she staggered back home.
To be honest, I was really worried at the time. Akane Kosaka's condition was really dangerous!
Fortunately, Akane Kosaka lived up to her reputation as a strong woman and quickly adjusted her state.
"Mom, I'm back!"
"...Idiot! Don't speak so loudly."
If you all start calling me that later, wouldn't I look like a terrifying woman in other people's eyes, someone who's given birth to a whole football team of kids?
Looking helplessly at Alice, Kiritani Midori had often heard her use this form of address before. In Alice's words, it was because "since I am going to be Xiao Tongtong's wife in the future, I will definitely change how I address you." "Mother-in-law" sounded a bit old and was not as affectionate as "Mom."
Yes, that's right. The reason why Kiritani Midori lets these girls use this nickname is actually for this purpose.
"Well, you all have a general idea of what I asked before, so it's okay if you don't answer me. Anyway, you all know what I mean."
She picked up her coffee and took a sip. Her gaze inadvertently swept across the window and she noticed that Kirigaya Nagaka, who had been squatting there, was gone. She immediately smiled and turned back to look at the girls with different expressions. "The reason I gathered you all here is actually very simple. We just want to talk about life, in a real sense, not in a joking way."
Incidentally, there is actually a reason why we met by such a coincidence.
"I know, I know, let's get married!"
Gently stroking her loose hair, Alice smiled brightly, "I'm getting engaged to Xiaotongtong!"
Kiritani Midori looked at Alice's smiling face and found it somewhat amusing. This child was still exactly the same as before, still so adorable.
"But, apart from Asuna, you haven't made much progress with Kazuto, have you?"
A breakthrough? No, no, no, the only breakthrough that can be called is Akane Kosaka's.
As for Asuna, isn't it obvious? Is there any need to talk about the progress?
However, Kiritani Midori still really likes Akane Kousaka, who is not much younger than her. Even though she wasn't present this time, Kiritani Midori still wants to talk to her, but she'll leave it for later.
"I think you are all very good children! Everyone encounters obstacles on the road of life, which is all about moving forward. I happen to be a rather unusual mother, so while you are all here, I want to offer you... a little help, or rather, some advice."
“Um, Uncle…”
"Call mom."
"..."
Kasumigaoka Utaha was stunned for a few seconds before she reacted, "I've never seen a mother like you before!"
However, she still complied, "Mom, I...I don't quite understand what you mean. Teacher...oh no, Kazuto...has Asuna."
Kasumigaoka Utaha isn't stupid. She naturally knows that harem tropes, which are rarely seen even in light novels, are impossible in reality. Putting aside the legal principle of monogamy, no one could tolerate their man having other women, let alone so many!
In fact, Kasumigaoka Utaha often felt that she was very strange. She knew about Asuna's relationship with Kirito, but she couldn't let go of it at all. She even tried to use scheming methods to subtly increase her presence.
P.S.: Let me say it again, treat this as a side story. It has nothing to do with the main storyline and is completely unrelated to many aspects of the main plot!
The reason I didn't update yesterday: My mom developed a high fever in the middle of the night, almost 40 degrees Celsius. How could I possibly write anything? I spent the whole night at the hospital, and especially since the IV drip couldn't be started until her temperature went down...
I'm still incredibly sleepy.
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[Offset Worldline - Part 2]
Hearing these words, a few might feel as if a clear blue sky is overhead, but if the condition of victory being in sight is added, then... it seems there will still be a few...
But if we're talking about the girl who's considered the biggest enemy by all the girls present, then it's the girl with the chestnut hair, Asuna Yuuki.
From junior high school until now, it's been quite a long time. In another month or two, it will be three years. And during this time, not to mention the deepening of feelings, there have been quite a few things that are not known to outsiders.
Ahem, nothing beyond the scope, really... at least there's no sex involved.
Before, I was quite looking forward to meeting Kirito's parents, but now it's completely different. I didn't expect that after sitting down for only a short while, I would feel like I was under a clear blue sky...
Right in front of her, her future mother-in-law was actually chatting with these girls who all had special feelings for her boyfriend about their future lives? Uh, no, to be precise, she was offering support and help to all the girls who liked Kirito?
Moreover, these people all looked eager to try!
She actually dared to covet my boyfriend!
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