manga artist Kirito

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"elder brother!"

"Oh, leaves!"

Kirigaya Suguha, who took leave specifically to come because of Soubu High School's school festival, is currently clinging to her older brother's back, almost like she's being affectionate. But she should definitely feel proud to have such a younger sister.

—Of course, that's on the condition that you have a younger sister.

"Long time no see, bro. Haven't been home for so long? Trying to die?"

Sorry, please disregard what I said above [data deletion].

Kiritani-kun pulled down his hat brim, trying to hide his deadpan eyes. It wasn't good to increase his sister's fighting power too much, since that would make it easy for his brother-obsessed sister to control him—for example, break his legs, break his ribs, or something like that…

"You didn't even tell me you were coming. I'm here to pick you up."

Oh my God!

Watermelon had just left when Leaf came over, and she brought Third Master with her...

Yes, Mikasa Kirigaya is currently standing against the wall to Kirigaya-kun's right, arms crossed, staring at Kirigaya-kun expressionlessly. Although she doesn't say anything, the pressure is immense. To be honest, I don't really want to see Mikasa appear. This guy can get serious easily, and he's a master of directness, and he doesn't care about small details... But without a doubt, this kind of person is actually the most troublesome.

By the way, didn't Third Master mention before that he wanted to come to school?

So, how long has school been in session now? Did the transfer students end up on Mars?

Kiritani-kun pursed his lips, then stood up and patted Ryunosuke on the shoulder. Ryunosuke looked over angrily, but when his gaze met that of the indifferent Third Master, his neck immediately shrank back.

Yes, unlike when encountering a typical woman, she didn't immediately jump away. Instead, she calmly hunched her shoulders, turned her head away, and focused on her work.

Ryunosuke subconsciously didn't see Miyako as a girl. Although he might be beaten to death if he found out, if he jumped away, he might actually be knocked down on the spot... As a good-for-nothing who had experienced Miyako's fighting skills, Ryunosuke knew very well what he should do now.

I hope I can see you again tomorrow, my friend!

"Kiritani, is he your friend?"

Holding a tray, Class Monitor Longniang walked over, then her gaze inadvertently swept over Ye Zi's chest. She paused slightly, then casually glanced down at her chest... There was still a difference.

"Oh, Kirigaya Suguha, Kirigaya Mikasa, both of them can be considered my younger sisters."

Kiritani-kun pointed to the two and introduced them to the class monitor, then subconsciously made a comparison. The class monitor, who was practically unbeatable in terms of size, lost.

Mikasa glanced at the Dragon Girl class president briefly, then turned her attention to Kato Megumi at the bar, who was preparing coffee. Megumi nodded slightly to her in acknowledgment.

"Oh, it's the girls' group. Hello, I'm this guy's class monitor."

"Hello, big sister, you look so beautiful in this outfit."

Ye Zi mentally gave herself a perfect score. The most important thing about a first meeting is the first impression, and every girl likes to hear others praise her, except that the Dragon Girl class monitor is a little special.

"Don't do that, you mustn't."

The Dragon Girl class monitor smiled and said, "I don't like it when people praise me, because I'm afraid they won't praise me enough."

"..."

Naturally, the Dragon Girl class monitor's remarks were quite unexpected, but there's no denying that this guy is very arrogant!

Ye Zi puffed out her chest, revealing an adorable expression like a girl next door. "Hey, can I ask for a day off for my brother? He can take me around, you know, this is my first choice school!"

I came here specifically to see my brother, and also to attend the school festival and check out the school, and then... to see the neighbor's daughter, Kato Megumi.

"Let's go, this guy will get your job done."

Mikasa glanced at Ryunosuke indifferently, then turned and walked towards the door, giving him no chance to refuse.

Ryunosuke, on the other hand, had a dark expression, but he had no choice but to nod in agreement. What a terrible world; he might as well destroy it.

"Well, I'll find someone to temporarily replace you, Kirigaya-kun, but you can't just go home after you've had your fun. You have to come to the Kemono Friends Cafe first. Class President has a lot to tell you."

The dragon girl platoon leader waved her hand, "But Kato can't come with you guys. If Kato leaves, then we won't be able to work."

"It's alright, senior. The Kato family's older sister will find us, so don't worry."

Ye Zi smiled slightly. The scheming Hui was no joke. Although Ye Zi had learned a lot of useful things from Kiritani-kun, none of them included how to deal with Zhuge Sima Shengren Hui. It wouldn't hurt to avoid her for a while, right?

"Foolish class monitor, your servant is calling you. Hurry up and bring the dessert over."

Kiritani-kun really didn't want to watch anymore. He didn't know what was going on, but now whenever multiple girls were arguing, Kiritani-kun felt like it all started because of him.

Pointing to the location of table number three, Kiritani-kun calmly turned and walked out of the classroom.

"Class monitor, let He Ren go. He hasn't been home in a long time, and it's rare for Ye Zi to come and see him."

At the bar, a girl slowly wiping coffee cups smiled gently, then pushed the dessert forward a little, gesturing for the Dragon Girl class monitor to come and get it.

P.S.: Ye Zi and Third Master almost disappeared...

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[NO.387 Terrifying]

"This is absolutely perverse, placing cross-dressing boys behind them..."

Ye Zi's face was slightly pale, and combined with her already fair skin, she looked rather pale now.

"It's more than just a perverse sense of humor; I genuinely never expected this class to be playing something like 'Reversed World'..."

Kiritani couldn't help but complain, his face full of confusion. Why did he just happen to be interested in the words "reverse" hanging in front of the door? It's blinding, absolutely blinding!

I didn't think much of the girl in the butler's uniform when I saw her at the door; after all, girls dressed as boys usually just look more dashing. But I never expected that inside the door would be a whole new world... Almost all the boys dressed as girls were in uniform. Whether they were muscular or had more creative looks, they were all arranged in the classroom, while the girls dressed as boys were acting as cover outside the door...

The genders are reversed, oh my god!

A stage was set up inside the classroom, where a boy dressed as a girl and a muscular, armpit-baring shrine maiden were performing, including the legendary Hakurei Ken. Near the back, a boy in a pink nurse's uniform was standing there, and one of them was carrying someone who looked like a tourist out with one hand. Perhaps it was a sudden heart attack or mental breakdown that required taking them to the school infirmary. No wonder it's the school festival; how many souls have been sacrificed in these two days?

"Brother, this world is so dangerous..."

Yezi was pale, clinging tightly to Kiritani-kun's arm, her steps becoming somewhat heavy.

I originally just planned to casually tour around with Kiritani-kun for a while, but I never expected that the project that finally piqued my interest would be such a mind-destroying thing—to be honest, after getting used to seeing cross-dressing boys like my older brother and Kiritani-kun, coming here now is like the difference between heaven and hell.

"Let's go back to Mars."

With his lips twitching uncontrollably, Kiritani-kun really didn't know where to look. Every corner he looked at seemed to reveal a scene that could drive anyone crazy—apparently, this class is mostly populated by students from the soccer and basketball clubs? My God!

"Hey, Kazuto, look over there, do you need to call an ambulance?"

From the side, Mikasa nudged Kiritani's arm expressionlessly, then pointed to the right, where a tourist who had just arrived was covering his face with one hand, pushing up his glasses, then taking out a tissue from his pocket and wiping his palm... yes, it was covered in blood.

"Hey, are you okay?"

"Pfft... No, it's nothing, I was just too agitated and accidentally bit my lip, it's really nothing..."

The man suddenly coughed up blood, his face as pale as paper, but he seemed to be genuinely alright...

"No wonder they arranged for nurses to be on duty later on this kind of project... No, I absolutely can't collapse, it would be a real problem if I got carried out!"

He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and walked forward with a resolute expression.

Well, so he was just stubbornly holding on... However, this must have been a huge blow to him. Hopefully, it didn't leave any psychological scars.

As an ecchi artist, Kiritani-kun has never drawn any grotesque doujinshi, but he sometimes reluctantly reads them for inspiration, so he has a good mindset. As a martial artist, Yoko's mindset and spirit are certainly strong enough, so this situation is not a problem for her. As for Sanji, it's even simpler—there are no opponents present!

The other tourists... finally understood why there was a red carpet and a faint fishy smell in the air.

Furthermore, I now fully understand why the Kemono Friends Cafe is so popular; it's entirely due to the contrast with its competitors!

Then there's Ryunosuke, the ultimate cross-dressing boy. Unlike the blind people here, the Kemono Friends Cafe is definitely a feast for the eyes!

To avoid further blindness, Kiritani quickly took off his glasses and adjusted his vision to a slightly blurry state. He quickened his pace, wanting to get out of this awful place as soon as possible... Of course, the most terrifying thing was actually the muscular shrine maiden he saw as soon as he entered. Her armpit-revealing shrine maiden outfit was tightly stretched by her muscles, and she had a fierce look on her face. In addition, she was practicing the Hakurei Kung Fu, and her fists, as big as casserole pots, were terrifying.

Slightly less than a shrine maiden is a nurse... Ugh, please, I can't even imagine!

In short, no one would want a Reimu or a nurse like that, let alone 998 yuan, not even 98 cents.

"How about... I destroy this source of pollution?"

After a long silence, Third Master seemed to be unable to bear it any longer. He reached out and grabbed the long cloth bag on his back, which contained a wooden sword. Mikasa carried the wooden sword.

"Well, it's too late to regret coming here now. After all, they were just there to perform, and we came in without understanding the situation..."

Kirigaya-kun suppressed his nausea and hugged Yoko tightly, praying that he could find a way back to his original world through Yoko.

Third Master glanced at him expressionlessly, "Speak like a human being!"

Kiritani turned his gaze to the window. "Well, I am the vice chairman, after all. If they want to fight, they have to wait until I leave. Otherwise, they'll say I'm taking revenge on my personal behalf, which would be troublesome."

"Never mind that, let's go!"

Yoko wanted to leave as quickly as possible, rather than take action against Mikasa.

Perhaps, looking at my brother's photos in women's clothing is enough to replenish my brotherly energy?

Perhaps knowing Kirito's identity, or perhaps feeling that these three were not to be trifled with, none of the cross-dressing boys stepped forward to guide, introduce, or explain anything, completely letting Kirito and his two companions confidently [admire].

Incidentally, the guy who just coughed up blood managed to walk a little bit out the door, but then he couldn't hold on any longer and was eventually carried by a nurse with one hand to the infirmary.

...I hope you can still have hope!

Kiritani prayed for him in his heart and quickly walked out of the class where the genders were reversed. However, he guessed that an ambulance would have to be called later. He wondered how many people had gone blind since yesterday, and there must have been many who vomited blood. When Kiritani woke up in the infirmary yesterday, he didn't see anyone... He guessed that they had all been sent to the hospital!

That's terrifying, to actually come up with a project like this.

Fortunately, the inside and outside of the classroom are two extremes. The cuteness and heroic spirit of the girl dressed as a boy can be more clearly felt by those who insist on stepping out of the classroom—although not many people can actually feel it.

"As expected of Soubu High School's grand school festival, it's truly extraordinary..."

As a recent graduate, and one who applied to Soubu High School, Yoko made a decision: she could participate in the school festival... but she absolutely could not wander around or be curious about anything!

P.S.: Another mentally exhausting exam is coming up...

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【NO.388 Warm and cozy】

A stage play is currently being performed in the classroom of Class 2-F.

Although I really disliked the script, the projects I encountered in other classes before were just too terrifying. It's rare to have such a simple and normal stage play to cleanse my filthy soul... what a joke!

This is clearly another of Lucifer's schemes, you bastard!

Yes, the main characters are played by Totsuka Saika and Hayama-kun from the popular group.

The imposing and tall Hayama and the petite and cute Totsuka standing face to face create a very obvious and subtle contrast that evokes a sense of endearing contrast.

Glancing at Hachiman standing beside him, Kiritani said regretfully, "What a pity, the protagonist isn't you."

With dead fish eyes, Hachiman tilted his head and said, "I'm not interested in this kind of thing."

On stage, Hayama began his monologue—the script was written by Hina Ebina, revised by Kinoko Hikigaya, and finally finalized by Kiritani-kun, so the two of them really have no interest in the next episode.

However, it was different for others; at least when Hayama began his monologue, the audience was very lively.

Seriously, enough already... This kind of gay-themed stage play, even though Ebina Hina is a super fujoshi, what's with all this excitement?! Are you all just interested in girls with big dicks?!

"I'm sorry, may I hold your hand and walk with you?"

A soft, timid voice rang out on the stage, and the lights simultaneously turned on, illuminating Totsuka Angel. Her cute and delicate attire immediately drew cheers from the audience.

Well, it seems that cuteness is still the ultimate truth, and both men and women tend to prefer cute boys—of course, looks are the most important thing, no matter what the world is like.

Standing near the door, Kiritani took out his phone to reply to Asuna's message, which explained that he was busy with the class project and a series of preparations. Kiritani felt helpless about this.

The performance on stage continues, and the love story between Hayama and Totsuka continues to unfold...

"Is boring."

This is Mikasa, standing right in front of Kiritani-kun.

"Well, that's how it is with stage plays."

Besides, apart from a formidable opponent, there's probably very little that can pique your interest, right?

Mikasa tugged at the cloth bag hanging on her shoulder. "I want to visit your kendo club."

Kiritani shook his head. "No, not at least not today. The guys in the kendo club are actually quite weak. They can't even beat me, so you shouldn't go."

If the members of the kendo club are all injured... how is Soubu High going to explain this? The class that reversed genders has already sent a lot of people to the hospital. Now, Mikasa, if you send people to the hospital too, how will Soubu High... have any reputation left?

"Then you stay with me."

With an unyielding tone, Mikasa's expression remained calm, and her eyes showed little change.

Hikigaya, with his deadpan expression, calmly gave Kirito the middle finger before returning to the classroom and sitting down next to Yui to continue his work.

"...To stay with you?"

Kiritani blinked, then waved his hand, "The weather's nice today, totally not suitable for fighting..."