manga artist Kirito

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I'm being targeted! All I wanted to see was Ryunosuke dressed as a woman and infiltrate a girls' group. Wasn't that a good thing? Why am I being targeted?

I'm so angry!

Kirito decides he needs to cause some trouble for the martial god Hiratsuka Shizuka, like helping her prepare for a blind date or something—since nobody else is interested in you, go and eat some dog food!

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I've been watching the game recently, and Samsung pulled off a major upset, sending Dragon Ball home—five of the four legendary teams are definitely on point.

Then, I feel really uncomfortable not having any complaints, so I'll give some votes, recommendations, or tips or something?

Please feed them—you can't have sex anyway, aren't you angry?

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【NO.347 The Theory of Animal Girls and Its Related Issues (Part 1)】

Stage play – Romeo and Juliet

Romeo's actor: Kiritani Kazuto

Juliet's actress: Ryunosuke Akasaka

"Kiritani-kun, do you have any objections?"

"There will definitely be objections, and I'm going to tell you something right now!"

Looking at the class president, who was actually quite good-looking, Kiritani smiled, but his expression betrayed his anger. "I won't ask why it's such a clichéd script, but I refuse to participate in any so-called class activities!"

Sure enough, the collective is just something that drags you down!

...Yes, they're currently discussing what to do at the school festival, and unexpectedly, these crazy people in the class have chosen Kiritani-kun and Ryunosuke as performers to play Romeo and Juliet—they must have had their brains collided with two trains!

"Similarly, I refuse to participate!"

With a blank expression, Ryunosuke ate a tomato and refused without hesitation.

The unnamed class president made a surprised expression. "Huh? But, Kirito and Akasaka are usually so close, and they both look rather feminine. Everyone thinks Kirito x Akasaka is a great match! They're clearly a perfect couple, so why refuse?"

What's going on with this guy?

Why did you dare to say such a thing to my face?

What does "Kiritani X Akasaka" mean...?

Are you a fujoshi (female fan of BL)? Do you see everyone as gay through a fujoshi's eyes?

Aren't you afraid I'll give you a Starburst Stream Slash if you're so direct?

Although Ryunosuke is physically weak and has a phobia of women and is afraid to touch you, I will absolutely not show any mercy, understand?

Seeing the inexplicably shy class president, Kiritani pushed up his glasses and said, "Ryunosuke, throw a tomato at her skirt and let her try out some side leakage and outdoor play."

"I reject!"

Ryunosuke shook his head blankly, "It's too wasteful. Tomato, who is most trustworthy to me, should never be treated like this. This woman doesn't deserve it."

"Pfft! I feel... so hurt!"

The class monitor, who had been beaming with excitement, seemed to have been struck a heavy blow. He staggered back against the blackboard, looking extremely anxious. "They've all rejected us... What should we do? What should we do? What should we do next?"

Kirito doesn't care at all about how the school festival goes. After all, he's already annoyed at being inexplicably appointed as an executive committee member. If anything else happens, Kirito will probably consider taking a leave of absence and coming back after the school festival ends. Don't doubt it, Mr. Kirito is absolutely capable of doing such a thing.

However, even so, these guys in the class seemed to have no intention of letting Kirito and Ryunosuke off the hook. They had somehow come up with a plan and, after rejecting the stage play performance, quickly launched new projects—a haunted house and a maid café.

Actually, haunted houses aren't that bad, really!

Then, Kirito calmly cast his vote for the maid café.

Well, although this kind of routine is indeed very old-fashioned, there are some issues that need to be considered, such as the imbalance of female and male in the class—most girls are afraid of that kind of thing, so what if they are dressed as ghosts and suddenly get scared by tourists, or can't stand the atmosphere of the haunted house?

This is a big problem!

Therefore, a maid cafe is more suitable.

This is one of the advantages of having a lot of girls in the class! We'll get to admire all the female classmates in their maid outfits!

"Then, the selection of personnel will be decided by the two executive committee members!"

Pushing up his pink-rimmed glasses, the class president grinned and casually shifted the blame onto Kirito... By the way, who was the executive committee member on the girls' side again?

But no matter what, Kirito can't help but feel an urge to stuff his pink-rimmed glasses into the class president's [beep] hole.

"Well, let's leave this issue to the executive committee member in charge of the girls..."

"Why should I? You're really going too far by trying to push all the blame onto me!"

Eriri, who was sitting in the front row, stood up in dissatisfaction, quickly went to Kirito's desk, slammed her hand on the desk as if it hurt. Eriri subconsciously hid her hand behind her back, with a few tears welling up in her eyes.

Meanwhile, Ryunosuke, who was sitting right in front of Kirito, was not only startled, but also felt unwell because Eriri was standing too close to him.

Yes, Ryunosuke has a deep-seated hatred for women due to certain dark past events, or rather, he is now severely allergic to women. He gets chills just from being near them, develops hives if he gets any closer, and might even faint if he touches them...

Swallowing hard, Ryunosuke silently moved his chair, putting some distance between himself and Eriri.

"Oh! So you're the executive committee member in charge of the girls. I thought it was someone else..."

Kirito looked enlightened. So, does that mean we'll see the blonde loser in a maid outfit later?

No, no, no! This kind of thing is really not good—a maid outfit alone is not enough!

You absolutely have to add dog ear hair accessories, and paw-like paws!

If possible, find a larger cardboard box and let Eriri squat inside. Then let her roar at the passing tourists!

So cute!

It's decided! Let's change the maid café into a kemonomimi café!

Suddenly struck by inspiration, Kirito's eyes lit up as he looked at Eriri. At that moment, he no longer felt that being an executive committee member was troublesome or that he wanted to decline the offer.

"Okay! Leave the project and details to me. I'll apply to the teacher later!"

Given my relationship with Jing, it would be a piece of cake if I just said a few words, or at worst, treated her to a bowl of ramen.

"Huh? What...why did you suddenly...agree?"

With a startled expression, especially after meeting Kirito's gaze, Eriri felt inexplicably panicked, and also had a very strong premonition of something bad.

...This guy is definitely thinking something weird!?

"That's because I suddenly thought of a better project theme than a maid café. Although the nature of it is not much different, it is much better than the old-fashioned maid café!"

Kirito looked at Eriri with a faint smile, but his eyes were full of smugness.

"...I suddenly really want to hit you, may I?"

"No, thank you!"

The others saw that Kirito and Eriri seemed to have reached a consensus, and immediately smiled. They just needed to wait for Kirito and Eriri's arrangements and didn't need to think about anything else.

However, their relaxation means that Kirito and Eriri will have to get busy, and there will likely be many meetings afterward.

But thinking about Eriri's adorable puppy-like appearance... it feels worth it!

By the way, has it been decided? Who will be the executive chairman for the school festival event?

P.S.: By the way, if the rabbit turned into a crazy rabbit and knocked down the barbecue stand, it would definitely be the talk of the year, right?

Uh, I forgot I can't reply to comments... How boring.

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【NO.348 The Theory of Animal Girls and Its Related Issues (Part 2)】

If I had to say something, all I want to do right now is lie on the sofa, laugh out loud three times, and sprawl out like Uncle Ge.

However, in terms of character design, I, Kirito, am a high school student with a relatively calm personality and rich social experience. My posture is meticulous, and I must appear dignified. I cannot be so unrestrained.

Of course, there are also many reasons, such as being in school and needing to maintain an elegant demeanor.

Kirito sat silently in his seat, watching Eriri, whose mood had inexplicably soured. His expression was serious and solemn, completely unlike his usual lazy self. After all, there were many things to consider now, such as who would be the face of the Kemono Friends café and the choice of the shopkeeper. This was a problem worth considering.

Of course, Eriri will definitely get a cute dog outfit. Eriri can't refuse that, or even if she does refuse, Kirito has a way to make her wear the cute dog girl outfit. By the way, what's Eriri's mom's phone number?

Wait, this is about Sayuri Sawamura's phone call, not swearing.

As for why I suddenly need Sawamura Sayuri's contact information... it's actually very simple, but I don't want to say it now—I can't complain now, you can only sigh and say how annoying it is!

Aside from the initial lineup of adorable dog Eriri, choosing the rest of the cast became a bit difficult.

While it's true that the class is predominantly female and the quality of the female students is quite high, it's really hard to find someone who can stand out like Eriri in her kemonomimi outfit. If you're just looking for someone to complement her, that would be easy, but a cute dog alone isn't enough to attract tourists' attention.

...Let's not consider Ryunosuke for now.

This was decided long ago; he is the mascot of this themed animal girl cafe.

It might be difficult, or even impossible, for others to ask Ryunosuke to take this position, but as his childhood friend and true frenemy, Kirito has a hundred ways to make him unable to resist the demands he is given.

But... there aren't enough beast girls right now!

Kirito's gaze lingered among the students, still unable to find a good choice, while Eriri stared intently at Kirito with a fierce expression, lost in thought.

"Why are you staring like that? Did your contact lens accidentally fall into the sink when you went to the toilet?"

"No way! Um... I'm telling you, are you plotting something against me?"

With her eyes narrowed, Eriri's expression grew increasingly fierce. Her innate sixth sense as a woman was now fully unleashed, and she completely saw through Kirito's sudden decision to take on the theme and most of the affairs of the school festival's class event. He was definitely trying to scheme against her—or maybe he wanted revenge!

To avenge the last time he used the popularity of Sword Art Online to boost doujinshi sales, I will defeat him with an absolute advantage.

—We have to be careful, this guy is full of bad ideas.

"Isn't this obvious? Who else in the class is cuter than you? If this activity isn't going to revolve around you, do you want it to revolve around the class monitor, who's a fujoshi (a female fan of male-male romance)?"

Kirito readily admitted it, without making any attempt to hide it.

only……

"Huh? Coco Coco, cute? Wha...what? You, you, why are you suddenly saying this?"

Blinking in surprise, Eriri's pretty face quickly flushed red. Her hands flailing wildly almost slapped Kirito across the face, but she was clearly stunned and had no idea how to continue the conversation.

Is there anything wrong with praising your cuteness?

"No, no, no, no ruthless!"

Eriri kicked Kiritani's shin under the table, her face flushed red. She immediately stood up and walked towards the classroom door, saying, "If you ever say anything weird to me again, you're dead!"

...I swear, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

Use your brain, Eriri!

Although this book is indeed full of dirty jokes and often makes fun of girls, in every instance, what I, Kiritani Kazuto, say is the truth—for example, when I say you have no brains, I not only mean that you really have no brains, but also imply that you have no breasts!

Okay, my character is ultimately a hard-core male lead, without the slow-wittedness or inherent gentleness, so I would never do something like chasing after him and saying a few more words to increase his affection level.

"Eh... what's wrong with Eriri? Her expression suddenly looks so strange."

"Maybe he ate some hallucinogenic poisonous mushrooms and then imagined some inexplicable scenarios, perhaps?"

Kirito remained calm, showing no particular reaction to Eriri's sudden tsundere behavior. On the other hand, Kato Megumi, who had been sitting next to him the whole time but still seemed to have little presence, reminded Kirito of something interesting, and... something he had once said about wanting to make Kato Megumi more noticeable and eye-catching.

Clearly, this school festival is a great opportunity.

"Hey, Kato, you're not going to back out of class activities, are you? I remember you haven't joined any clubs or done anything on your own initiative?"

Looking at Kato Megumi, whose hair had grown considerably and whose presence seemed to have increased slightly, Kirito narrowed his eyes slightly—he felt that Kato Megumi with long hair did indeed look cuter than with short hair.

—Let me preface this by saying that I, Kirito, am not a fan of long, straight black hair. As I've said before, I don't really understand the thoughts of people like you who want black hair, long hair, and straight hair.

Kirito prefers single ponytails, like his.

"Hey! It seems like you said something really hurtful..."

Kato Megumi pursed her lips, then slightly raised the corners of her mouth. "But, there really is nothing to do! What does Kazuto-kun want me to do? Sure~ if I can do it."

Hmm? Kato, if you agree like that, it's easy for people to have strange thoughts!

Seriously, I'm not kidding...

"Then, you'll have to follow my instructions from now on."

Kirito wrote Kato Megumi's name on the list of selected personnel, and smiled gently, "Although I feel I shouldn't be the one asking, but..."

His gaze swept over Kato Megumi's chest and buttocks. "Okay, I think I understand."

"...I'm going to get angry with you!"