Grumpy CEO and his cat dad

Chapter 17

It is said that when a cat is six months old, it will encounter an estrus period. He Shumo doesn't know cats, and he doesn't know how big the cat he has become is.

That night, He Shumo, who was held in his arms by Yan Lu, had a dream full of spring breath.In the dream, he completed the task, turned back into a human, and played games in the familiar Internet cafe.

Somehow, he became himself in the game, collecting materials under the ID of "Little Pawn Crossing the River".Then I met Yan Lu who also had the "Crazy Knife" ID.

"River God?" Yan Lu's tone was a bit colder than usual.

"Hey, do you want to fight?" He Shumo searched, but couldn't find a weapon: "I didn't bring a weapon today, let's do it another day."

"I didn't come to fight with you." Yan Lu asked him: "I came to find the cat, have you seen my cat?"

"No, I didn't see it." A panic flashed in He Shumo's eyes.

"I didn't see it, why are you guilty?" Yan Lv took a few steps closer.

"I'm not guilty." He Shumo stepped back.

"Then why do you have an extra tail behind you?" Yan Lu suddenly reached out and grabbed the fluffy white tail behind He Shumo.

"Meow?" In panic, He Shumo let out a meow, and hurriedly covered his mouth.

"Admit it, you are my cat." Yan Lv pulled He Shumo into his arms with a tug of his tail. He Shumo struggled desperately, but he still couldn't break free from the other party's grip.

Yan Lu brushed He Shumo's back with his fingers like he usually stroking a cat, bringing a scalp-numbing shiver.He Shumo's breathing became uncontrollably rapid.Then he was kissed by Yan Li.

! ! !He Shumo's eyes widened in surprise, and his hands involuntarily climbed onto Yan Lv's back.

He Shumo's last impression was that the iceberg was indeed an iceberg, and his lips seemed to be cooler than others.The dreams that followed became more chaotic and indescribable, so that when He Shumo woke up, he felt that he was already a useless cat that could only be thrown into the trash can.

When he opened his eyes, He Shumo was still a cat, nestled in the arms of his dreaming object. The other person's eyes were already awake, looking at him dangerously, and then he was taken out of the bed, looking at a certain person who was full of energy. Department: "Should you be neutered?"

"Meow?" He Shumo and Yan Lv looked at each other for a few seconds, and then woke up completely: "Meow!!!"

Dad treats you so well, you actually want me to become a eunuch!He Shumo broke out in the small universe in anger, escaped from Yan Lv's claws, and then got under the bed, unable to come out.

"You're kidding me." Yan Lu put on his clothes and got out of bed. He fell asleep without taking a shower when he came back yesterday. He still smelled of alcohol. He squatted beside the bed and coaxed him a few words. Seeing the cat hiding under the bed in a fit of anger, he refused to come out. Went to take a shower.

I want to run away from home!He Shumo murmured under the bed thinking.In fact, he was angry, not all because of Yan Lv's joke, but more because of himself. It doesn't matter if he dreams, it doesn't matter if he has a dream with the breath of spring, but why was he sleeping in Yan Lv's arms yesterday? ah!And the object of the dream is Yan Lv!

Have I always liked men?He Shumo thought suspiciously.Before this day, he had never cared about his love affairs. It was because the game was not fun, or he didn't have enough homework, why he couldn't think about falling in love.The brothers around me have a lot of girls who have started to pay attention to the school, and sometimes they get together to discuss topics such as which one is good-looking, which one has a good figure, and which one is more flirtatious.But He Shumo has never been interested in these, nor has he participated in them.

So, it's not that I'm not interested, I just like...men?He Shumo shook his head vigorously, no, it must be because he was hugged by Yan Lv who was drunk yesterday, and he smelled him in his sleep, so he had strange associations.He Shumo tried hard to convince himself, and decided to run away from home for a day to calm himself down.

He Shumo thought: One day, not more. After all, there is no food outside, so I have to eat a full breakfast, and then take advantage of Yan Lu to go to work and run away from home to scare him, a heartless guy.He was kind enough to take care of this drunk last night, but he didn't thank me when he got up today, and... he even said about sterilization, no, no, no joking, huh, come back tomorrow morning, I'm so anxious to kill him.

After breakfast, Yan Lu went to work, but He Shumo didn't follow him as usual.Yan Lu turned his head and saw He Shumo lying in the cat's nest sullenly, reaching out and rubbing his little furry head: "Still angry?"

He Shumo ignored him, and turned around to leave him a butt.

Yan Lu looked at He Shumo's tail flicking unconsciously with a funny face, and stretched out his hand to grab it: "Then I'm going to work, so be good at home, and make something delicious for you at night?"

He Shumo instantly remembered the scene of being caught by the tail in the dream last night, and the hair all over his body exploded.Turning around, hugging the tail, snatching it back: "Meow!" Don't pull it!That is my tail!

Yan Lv looked at the tantrum cat and let go of his hand. He has never been good at coaxing people, even cats.It's better to ask the assistant when I get to work. If I could have asked Mu Yuxuan before, but since he saw that the girl was interested in him, he deliberately distanced himself.He doesn't like people who deliberately approach him like this.It will remind him of those men and women who had no intentions when he was first admitted back to the Yan family.

At the beginning, he still couldn't tell the hypocrisy that suddenly surrounded him, but he just dealt with it clumsily.But after a period of time, those people started to make some demands on themselves, asking for money, work, and asking him to use his father's relationship to help them do things. It's ridiculous that everyone treats him as a fool?Later, he put himself into the shell of the iceberg, and he seemed even more withdrawn than before.

He Shumo raised his head when he heard the sound of opening and closing the door: Going to work?Very good, then I'm really going.He Shumo opened the balcony window from the inside with his claws, got out of the anti-theft net, and jumped onto the lawn outside.It was sunny outside, and the air smelled of earth.

He Shumo stood up straight, took a deep breath, shook the grass leaves on his body, and prepared to start a one-day escape from home.

"咻" A stone was thrown towards He Shumo, He Shumo jumped away quickly, and the stone fell to the ground with a thud.Who plotted against your father?He Shumo looked around vigilantly, but found that it was two five or six-year-old children who were messing around.

"Hahaha, hit it, kill it." One of the boys in yellow short-sleeved clapped his hands and shouted.

"Look at me." Another boy in a white vest picked up a bigger stone from the ground and threw it at He Shumo.

Hey, brats don't deserve education, right?He Shumo was a little annoyed, his sharp claws stretched out from the pads, trying to beat someone, but he withdrew his claws the next moment.Forget it, it's just two ignorant brats, if his paw goes down, he will definitely see blood.

Just as he was hesitating, Huang Duanxiu stretched out his foot and kicked him.

This was unbearable, He Shumo turned his claws and grabbed the opponent's ankle, but at the same time he was hit on the back by the thrown stone.

Well, it still hurts.He Shumo arched his back. Although his movements became a lot more agile after becoming a cat, his body was too small to be suitable for fighting. Besides, he didn't intend to get serious with the two brats.

"Wow!" The child whose ankle was scratched by him squatted on the ground and cried loudly.

"Tsk." He Shumo flicked his tail irritably, and he knew that the most powerful weapon of a brat was not tricks like legs or throwing stones, but noise attacks.

He Shumo turned around and ran outside the bushes. He couldn't afford to provoke him, but he could afford to hide. It's okay for me to slip away.

He Shumo didn't go too far, and it was midsummer, the sun was scorching hot, and he felt hot and thirsty after walking a few steps.He Shumo huddled under the shade of the tree aggrievedly, licked the place hit by the stone, and began to miss the air conditioner at home, the milk in the refrigerator, and his own soft nest.

He Shumo tilted his head and thought: Yan Lu still has a long time to get off work. He said he would cook something delicious for himself at night. Can he make sweet and sour pork?Wouldn't it be a big loss if you can't eat it?Do you want to go back?

no no no!He Shumo shook his head, and he couldn't be shaken. We cats have backbone, and we will never give up halfway if we run away from home for a day.But it was so hot, my throat was dry, and the place where I was hit still felt a little sore.Well, let's find a cooler place first.

He Shumo walked outside the community. There was a row of shop doors here. Crawling near the door, he could catch a bit of the cool breeze blowing from the shop.But there are also disadvantages. For example, there is a grilled chicken restaurant in front of it, and the smell is too fragrant. The more I smell it, the hungrier I get.

He Shumo looked up and saw a banner hanging above the grilled chicken shop, saying that it will open in August with a big bonus.Xindao: Is it already August?He didn't pay attention to this, probably because he lived so leisurely at Yan Lv's house recently that he didn't notice the passage of time.What's the date today?He Shumo remembers that his birthday is August 8rd.Do friends call themselves?Where are Mom and Dad?Haven't contacted for such a long time, are they also worried about themselves?

Just as he was thinking, He Shumo caught a glimpse of the electronic screen above the nearby convenience store, on which today's date was written, which was August [-]rd, and He Shumo realized that today turned out to be his birthday.In the past, every birthday, he would have a bowl of longevity noodles in the morning, and his parents would prepare a birthday cake for him in the evening.He Shumo doesn't like sweets very much, so he always finds them annoying and asks his parents not to buy them.After middle school, he always stayed with his friends on his birthday, but no matter how late he came home after playing, there would always be a beautiful birthday cake on the table in the living room.

"Wow, mom, there is a kitten over there, so cute!" He Shumo was thinking about something, when he suddenly saw a mother and daughter, the little girl was staring at him with bright eyes, and tried to touch the cat.

"Don't touch it, stray cat. It's so dirty." The little girl's mother tightened her grip on the little girl's hand and quickened her pace.

The little girl was still looking back at He Shumo step by step: "It's so cute, mom, can I have a cat?"

"What kind of cat do you have? Isn't it enough for you to eat rice at home?" Mother said bluntly.

The little girl's attention shifted quickly: "Then can I have ice cream at night?"

"You can only eat one, if you eat too much, you will have diarrhea."

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He Shumo listened to the conversation between mother and daughter. It was obviously a trivial matter. All mothers in the world were the same, nagging and meddling. They always felt that the world was full of threats. If one didn't pay attention, the child would be hurt.The same is true of my own mother. I used to find her nagging annoying, and she didn't look like a female doctor at all, but now, He Shumo felt that such homely conversations were warm and nostalgic.

In my memory, I was always jumping up and down to get into trouble, my father would slap me twice when he was very angry, and a gentle woman like my mother couldn't help but say some nasty foul words.But afterwards, my mother would always coax me gently and clumsily, while my father's way of apologizing was more brutal. He would usually buy himself the latest Transformers and toy cars directly, which would become pocket money when he grew up.He Shumo also forgets when he turns his face when he is angry, so every time he receives a gift, he is very happy.

He Shumo was in a trance when he suddenly heard the system prompt beeping.

[Received a call, contact person, mother, unable to reply automatically.Give the host one hour to turn back into a human to handle the incoming call.Ask the host to find a place to hide.Solemnly remind again, please do not disclose the cat-changing related matters to the host, otherwise the cat form will be maintained forever. 】