Chapter 727 The Innate Supreme Thief King Tang God King
Chapter 727 The Innate Supreme Thief King Tang God King
Chapter 727 The Innate Supreme Thief King Tang God King (Third Update)
[Jade Rakshasa: I'm quite curious, what big juicy secrets will the Silver Dragon King have up his sleeve?]
[Qian Yuhan: Well, this time we've finally filmed together! I'm also very curious, what's the big juicy gossip about the Silver Dragon King?]
[Xiao Wu: ???]
[A-Yin: My lord, you've caused a terrible disaster.]
[Arou: This is it, I don't think I can hold on much longer.]
Suddenly, Xiao Wu, A Yin, and A Rou, who had been laughing at Tang San for spitting blood, stopped laughing.
[Group member #9: Xiaowu, Ayin, Arou, why aren't you three smiling? Are you just naturally averse to smiling?]
[Bibi Dong: Hurry up and laugh! If you don't laugh now, you'll never be able to laugh again.]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Xiao Wu and the other two say: No, not at all.]
[Call me Your Majesty: Huh?]
[A-Yin: Su Yan, when are you planning to go back? — Well, I'm mainly missing my people, so I'll have to go back for a visit.]
[Arou: Xiaowu, Mommy misses Da Ming and Er Ming. Let's go back to Douyi World sometime and visit them.]
[Xiao Wu: Mom's right, I also miss Da Ming and Er Ming a little.]
[Dugu Yan: 666.]
[Ning Rongrong: Oh no, Tang San is already laughing so hard, and you guys are making me laugh too? My face hurts!]
[Shuiyue'er: Laughing too much really makes my face hurt!]
While everyone was talking in the group chat.
Tang Shenwang and the others were both angry and powerless!
What can they do?
That bastard Su Yan bluntly admitted he had no heart, or rather, no sense of shame, and he was determined to keep chasing and killing him!
Tang Shenwang gritted his teeth in anger and said, "Su Yan, you bastard, stop slandering me! So what if I, Tang San, admit it now?"
"In my previous life, I, Tang San, stole the Tang Clan's secret manual, but I left three Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotuses for the Tang Clan and never revealed a single bit of the Tang Clan's secret manual."
"In the end, I, Tang San, jumped off a cliff to prove my innocence. I came naked and I will leave naked. I took nothing from the Tang Clan and returned everything to the Tang Clan."
"I, Tang San, am fine!"
The pendant dancer hugged Tang Shenwang, her face full of heartache, and comforted him, "It's okay, brother, everything is over. You've made the Tang Clan famous in this world."
That's why they call it "the pendant dance."
She really doesn't have much of an IQ, so offering words of comfort is less effective than not offering any at all.
What's the current situation of the Tang Sect? They were wiped out, leaving only Tang Ya, who then joined the Spirit Hall.
Tang Shenwang had left several tricks up his sleeve, including hidden weapons and martial arts techniques; he didn't keep them all.
So now, even Tang Shenwang himself feels a burning embarrassment when he talks about making the Tang Sect famous in Douluo Continent.
Su Yan then looked at Tang Shenwang with a half-smile and asked, "Tang Shenwang, if I remember correctly, you were twenty-nine years old when you jumped off the cliff in your previous life, right?"
Tang Shenwang said with a gloomy expression, "Yes, what else do you want to say?"
Su Yan nodded thoughtfully: "Twenty-nine years old, and you've been researching the Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus for a full twenty years. Am I wrong about that?"
Tang Shenwang frowned, sensing something was amiss, but still couldn't figure out Su Yan's intentions!
Su Yan then gave the final analysis, saying something that left everyone speechless: "You started researching the Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus when you were nine years old? Well, here's the question: The Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus comes from the 'Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record: Hundred Solutions to Hidden Weapons,' and is the highest-level innate martial art of the Tang Clan, classified as a core forbidden technique of the inner sect."
"Let's analyze the situation of the Tang Clan now. The Tang Clan attaches great importance to the inner and outer sects. Although the Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus is a type of hidden weapon with mechanical mechanisms, such hidden weapons belong to the outer sect."
"But as the number one among mechanical hidden weapons, I won't go into the details of its power and importance. Given the Tang Clan's clear distinction between inner and outer disciples, how could a nine-year-old outer disciple like you possibly have access to the Tang Clan's top-tier core hidden weapon? And how did you even begin researching it at the age of nine?"
"If even a nine-year-old outer disciple like you could freely access and study this, the Tang Sect wouldn't have declined because of the distinction between inner and outer disciples."
"So you can only resort to stealing!"
"Then another problem arises. The Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus, a top-tier hidden weapon with mechanical mechanisms, is an absolute core of the Tang Clan. Even if you steal it, it won't be easy to obtain. Planning to steal the Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus blueprints would take a very long time."
"One year, two years?"
"Or perhaps, at an age when everyone in Douluo Continent is just awakening their Martial Soul, you're already thinking about how to steal the blueprints for the Tang Sect's number one hidden weapon—the Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus—"
Su Yan paused for a moment, then added, "King Tang, we could say that the outer sect has some information on the Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus, but the Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus is a core hidden weapon of the Tang Sect. You have no hope of learning it, so what reason do you have to research it?"
"So our final question is, you started studying the Buddha's Wrath Lotus at the age of nine, so at what age did you start planning to steal it?"
Everyone: ? ? ?
[Everyone: ???]
At that moment, everyone's eyes widened in shock and disbelief!
I go?
This is absolutely outrageous.
Nine years old!
Although nine-year-old Tang San was unsure whether he had stolen the complete Buddha's Wrath Lotus, at that age, he was definitely already plotting something in his mind.
Is this person even normal?
This is practically a born master thief... (This is comparable to the "Honorary Thief of the Courtyard" meme.)
That's absolutely outrageous.
[Group member number nine: As expected of the pure and noble Tang God King!]
[Red Dust Dream: Tang San's nine-year-old nine is just as terrifying as the number nine of the Great General, hahaha!]
[Ma Xiaotao: I can hardly believe it. I bet he already had the idea of stealing it when he learned about the Tang Sect's Mysterious Heavenly Treasure Record.]
[Poseidon: I reckon none of us in this group chat were as strong as Tang San when we were nine years old.]
[Zhu Zhuqing: This isn't petty theft; it's plotting to steal the sect's core secret techniques. What normal nine-year-old could have such cunning?]
[Liu Erlong: I'm truly stunned! Tang San is a born Supreme Thief Body!]
[Ah Yin: I told you this beast has nothing to do with me. His evil is innate. What has he accomplished by the age of nine?]
[Xiao Wu: To be frank, Su Yan, everything you said before was wrong. Even if Tang San hadn't met Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang, or those morally questionable people from Shrek Academy, he definitely wouldn't have learned anything!]
[Wang Dong'er: Xiao Wu's mom, you're insulting yourself with those words!]
[Shui Bing'er: This shows that he really can't learn well. In his previous life, when Tang San was nine years old, although he may not have stolen the complete Buddha's Wrath Lotus, he definitely had the idea of stealing it.]
[Tang Yuehua: Tang San was already like this in his previous life, and he didn't have a normal reincarnation and lose his memories. In this life, no one can teach him properly!]
[Bibi Dong: Now I think I understand why Tang San was able to steal the Xuan Tian Treasure Record. It turns out he was born with the Supreme Thief Physique!]
[Zhu Zhuqing: That makes sense.]
[Zhu Zhuyun: That makes perfect sense.]
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