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Chapter 634 My name is Su Yan, and I like to speak the truth.
Chapter 634 My name is Su Yan, and I like to speak the truth (First Update)
"That's enough!"
"I've destroyed you enough!"
Tang Shenwang hurriedly stepped forward to support the pendant dancer, his eyes filled with heartache, having already sentenced Destruction to a thousand ways to die!
Installment payment.
Destruction retorted irritably, "You guys are really useless, dragging your feet like that. It's less effective than a tickle."
"Hurry up and continue!"
After Dai Mubai was blown away by the Destruction Fan, he felt relieved.
That should put things in order now, right?
Ah!
I, Dai Mubai, have also made something of myself.
I actually managed to slap Xiao Wu's face, and right in front of Tang San!
I asked, "Who else?"
At this moment, the pendant dancer was also covering her face, her eyes slightly moist.
Destruction's slap was no light one. After all, Wang Dong'er from the lower realm was watching. How could he not give Xiao Qi a hard slap and be worthy of calling him uncle?
Ugh?
Destruction suddenly had a dilemma: would Xiao Qi have to call him grandpa from now on?
"Third Brother."
Ning Rongrong walked to Xiao Wu's side, took her hand to comfort her, and said to Tang San, "Now you can ask."
"We'll talk about other things later."
Upon hearing Ning Rongrong's words from Battle of Douluo Continent 2, Tang Shenwang took a deep breath to calm himself down, and stared at Su Yan in the lower realm with a sinister expression, asking, "What is your purpose in coming to our world?"
At this moment, Tang San stared intently at Su Yan. He was certain that Su Yan would be exposed regardless of whether she answered or not.
Because he didn't answer, it proved that he had a secret he was hiding. If the destruction wasn't addressed, he would convene a meeting of the gods.
Ning Rongrong and the others in Dou 2 were also staring at Su Yan, trying to make sure he was telling the truth and not missing a single detail.
Destruction was also quite curious about this issue, and although he had some doubts about the existence of people like Su Yan, he still had some doubts.
But for now, we can only believe their claim that they come from another world. So what is their purpose in coming here?
Su Yan then hesitated, "This—"
"explain!"
Tang Shenwang shouted sternly.
Ning Rongrong from Dou 2 said with a serious expression, "You definitely have a secret you're hiding. Even if you don't tell me, you definitely don't have any good intentions."
"Destruction God King, you must remain rational from now on."
Su Yan sighed helplessly: "Actually, I didn't really want to say it, but you guys insisted on asking."
"My purpose in coming to Dou Er World is—to pick up girls."
"Bubble—what did you say?"
Tang Shenwang's eyes widened instantly.
Ning Rongrong and the others in Dou 2 were also filled with disbelief, their eyes almost popping out of their sockets.
Are you still going to play or not?
Can you still follow the rules of the game?
If you can't answer, you can just obediently take a slap!
Do you want to take a look?
What exactly is this answer you're giving?
Are you even human?
You're trying to pick up girls, you idiot!
Do you eat fried dough sticks or not?
Destruction and Life were also completely dumbfounded as they looked at Su Yan, as this answer was something they had never expected!
[Group member #9: Su Yan: My name is Su Yan, and I like to speak my mind.]
[Bibi Dong: Su Yan: I don't have many hobbies, except for being a womanizer.]
[Qian Renxue: Su Yan: Alone in a foreign land, I am a stranger; on every festive occasion, I miss my family all the more. I know my brothers are climbing the heights, wearing dogwood, but one is missing.]
[Qian Renxue: Su Yan: I'm so lonely in this world. I want a home, a big home, so I won't feel lonely.]
[Xiao Wu: Su Yan: My dream used to be to marry three or five wives and live a simple, ordinary life. Now that I'm stronger, things are different.]
[Shuiyue'er: What's different? It's still the same, isn't it?]
[Xiao Wu: Su Yan: You don't understand. Now that my strength has increased, my dreams have also increased. I want them all!]
[Dugu Yan: Hahaha!!]
[Liu Erlong: I'm dying of laughter! My Yanbao, you're so real!]
[Qian Yuhan: I give up.]
[Qian Yuhan: Su Yan, you're just...—should I praise your authenticity?]
[Wang Dong'er: I have to praise him. Look, so many of us understand Su Yan's purpose. If he weren't honest, would so many of us know?]
[Zhu Zhuqing: To conclude, my name is Su Yan, and I like to speak my mind.]
Everyone in the group chat was having a blast.
however.
The God King Tang and his companions in the divine realm were furious!
Because they felt they had been tricked.
You come from the world of Douyu 1, from another world ten thousand years ago, and you're just here to pick up girls?
Do you think we're idiots?
"Su Yan!"
"You despicable, dishonest bastard!"
"If you can't answer, you'll get slapped. I want to see Dong'er slap you, not your nonsense!"
He finished speaking.
Tang San looked at Destruction and shouted, "Destruction, I believe you are a fair referee. Now, can you say that Su Yan's answer counts?"
Destruction, with a strange expression, said, "Brother Su Yan, your answer—really doesn't seem very reasonable!"
Destruction means that if you had just told another lie, I could have covered it up for you, but this time, there's no way I can cover it up for you.
"Hahaha!!"
Xiao Wu and her group burst into laughter.
"You don't believe me when I tell you the truth?"
"I'm dying of laughter."
"I guess they never imagined that Su Yan would be such an unserious person."
Bibi Dong was both amused and exasperated. She looked at Tang San and said, "Tang San, I can assure you that what Xiao Yan said is absolutely true."
"Perhaps the rest of us have other motives, but that's really his goal."
Ma Xiaotao then stepped forward, took Su Yan's hand, and said to Tang San and the others from the God Realm, "This is true, because—I am the girl he got together with."
As Ma Xiaotao finished speaking, she kissed Su Yan on the cheek.
"And me too."
Meng Hongchen also ran to the other side of Su Yan and kissed Su Yan on the cheek.
"Yes—I'm in there too."
Ling Luochen stepped forward and took the initiative, hugging Su Yan tightly and giving him a passionate kiss.
"Well—he hasn't started pursuing me yet, but I've already fallen for him."
Tang Shenwang and his companions: ? ? ?
Shuiyue'er was getting a little anxious.
"Even though I'm not from this world, can I still get a kiss?"
"My main purpose is to testify for Su Yan!"
Everyone was left speechless, both amused and exasperated.
"As expected of you!"
Su Yan said helplessly, "I really can't do anything with you, come here quickly!"
"Okay, Shui Bing'er, hurry up and catch up."
Shui Yue'er pulled Shui Bing'er along, and the three of them squeezed together with Ma Xiaotao, giving Su Yan a passionate kiss.
Shui Bing'er was a little embarrassed, but she still kissed Su Yan. She knew this was a rare opportunity and she had to seize it to take a small step forward in their relationship!
[Hu Liena: I'm leaving, I'm done playing.]
[Liu Erlong: I'm so amused I could hardly live! Why did they have to spray pesticides when everything was going so well?]