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Chapter 167 Do you want to learn kung fu from this marshal?
Chapter 167 Do you want to learn kung fu from this marshal?
Around noon
After a good rest at home, the Doro set off again, returning to the shopping mall to continue working under the guise of "Going Out to Play".
I ate chocolate in the morning, and then replenished my nutrition when I got home in the morning, so it was like I had lunch early.
Arriving at the shopping mall just in time for 11 o'clock.
Donas and Dorothy immediately rushed to their respective posts!
"Hmph! Whoosh! Heh!"
After warming up, Donas launched a fierce attack on the sandbag after arriving at the first-floor booth.
It used both fists and feet.
Every move he made was executed with a powerful and vigorous style.
Although its rounded shape may make it seem clumsy, it is actually more agile than most unhealthy adults.
Doro stood in a safe position.
Half a meter away from the sandbag
It tilted its head foolishly, staring intently at Donas. Its concentration was so intense that it forgot to blink, only closing its eyes and rubbing them when they became dry.
"That's quite interesting!"
Muttering to himself, Doro thought it was quite fun and suddenly wanted to try hitting the sandbag too.
As a peace-loving doro,
Doraemon never fights.
Even when it travels through the world of pets, the skills it learns are only for protecting itself rather than harming its opponents.
The same thing happens now!
Doraemon remains uninterested in violence.
It simply believes that hitting a sandbag doesn't seem to require much skill; at most, it just makes you tired after exercising for too long and you need to eat more.
Regular exercise can help you lose weight and is good for your health.
The best part is that you can also get a perfect attendance bonus!
Making money is what Doraemon cares about most.
Upon discovering that her companion was interested in training with the sandbag, Donas offered her spot and encouraged Doraemon to join in the training.
"Eh?"
"But I can't do anything!"
Facing the sandbag, Doro was at a loss, his mind completely blank, devoid of any offensive techniques.
Donas understands it very well.
after all,
When I first came into the real world, I was really stupid and couldn't do anything.
Hungry, they searched for wild fruits to eat;
Thirsty, it seeks out dew to drink.
The only good thing is that we live in a nature reserve, so as long as we're not lazy, we won't lack food.
And until that day...
It found otters in the reserve, worked together to build a wooden house as their home, and then embarked on its first trip outside.
While randomly traveling to another world, Donas secretly infiltrated a sword-cultivation sect and witnessed a female human with black hair and white clothes, who looked like a fairy, practicing swordsmanship.
The swordplay was exquisite.
With a graceful figure and unparalleled beauty;
Its temperament is as pure and noble as a snow lotus on an iceberg!
Her slender hands held a frosty blade, her fair wrist swirling with shimmering light. A thin mist swirled around her, her radiance beyond compare.
The sword light cleaved through the clouds, highlighting her snow-white complexion and ethereal beauty.
(Author's note: There's no need to guess who this is; they won't appear in this story. Consider it a little foreshadowing, setting up a character for the next book next year.)
At that moment,
Donas believed that the fairy sister must be the most beautiful and powerful being among humans.
—"I Want to Be a Swordsman Doro Too!"
Donas thus developed a love for kung fu.
Later, back in the real world, it found a toy sword on a university campus.
From then on, he became uncontrollably addicted to chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).
My thoughts returned to the present moment.
Donas didn't mind Doraemon's clumsy movements at all.
It patiently instructed me.
Just like the Dragon Slayer Sword Technique that Arwen once taught him, he was calm and unhurried...
As his companions taught him kung fu, Duoluo raised the corners of his mouth, his eyebrows curving into crescent moons. A genuine smile radiated from his eyes, blossoming into a bright and cheerful grin.
I'll try my best!
He swung his fist as instructed by Donas.
"Heave-ho~"
The force with which Doro attacks looks weak and feeble, making the phrase "flowery fist and embroidered leg" a fitting description.
They chased and played around all day, and Donas knew Doraemon quite well; the silly boy was full of energy.
A uniquely large creature among the Doro tribe.
The care from a person (Huang Musong) made Doro's sturdy physique worthy of the title of King Doro.
Physically healthy and strong, but weak?
Donas vaguely understood that Doraemon seemed unable to bring himself to hurt anything.
In order to change its mind,
Donas returned to the ring, personally striking the sandbag while explaining, "It was created to be hit. If it doesn't break before naturally decaying, it means its life as a sandbag has been a complete failure!"
"Bang bang bang."
Aim at the sandbag and deliver a three-punch combo, producing a dull thud.
Donas hopes that Doraemon can understand and accept her explanation.
pity……
Each Doro's personality is innate.
It cannot be reversed with just a few words.
Doro imitated Donas, assumed a horse stance, and threw a punch with more force than usual.
But the force was still weak.
It really can't bring itself to hurt the sandbags!
Realizing he wasn't cut out for boxing, Doro sighed and thought: "I might as well go find Dorothy to do marketing and get myself killed."
Just as it was about to leave the booth
A shy little girl walked towards us.
"you……"
"I……"
The girl is under 13 years old, has just finished elementary school, and is about to enter junior high school.
Since her parents go to work on weekdays and there's no one at home to cook, she comes to the shopping mall alone to buy lunch.
I just passed by the booth.
She happened to see Doraemon practicing his boxing.
His clumsy yet adorable demeanor instantly captivated her!
The little girl's intention in saying "you" was to take Doraemon home as a pet so that he could keep her company every day.
Unexpectedly, the other party had a pet ID card.
This proves that it has an owner!
The little girl then said "I" to express her friendliness and ask if the other person could teach her boxing to help her pass the boring and lonely summer vacation.
Unexpectedly, Doraemon was preparing to leave.
She choked on what she was about to say.
Sensing the expectation in the little girl's eyes, Donas became interested and asked, "Do you want to learn kung fu from me? It will cost money; you'll need to enroll in a class. I'm willing to teach you personally."
Raise your arm,
As she spoke, Donas pointed to the upper floors of the commercial building.
It means to get the little girl to enroll in a children's boxing gym.
The course lasts for four weeks, with one class in the morning and one class in the afternoon, totaling four hours of training each day, and costs 4 yuan.
The boxing gym's pricing!
Donas cannot offer any discounts.
All it could guarantee was that it would come every day to be the girl's teaching assistant.
After listening to the pink-haired little beast's words, the girl made a careful decision and readily agreed.
She is an only child from the capital city, and her parents are employees of a state-owned enterprise.
Grandparents and maternal grandparents all have pensions.
Sixfold affection, all bestowed upon one person!
The mere thousand yuan expenditure was just pocket money for her for half a month.
The little girl immediately took out her phone and showed her payment code...
Her decisiveness truly surprised Donas.
"Wait a minute!"
"Stay where you are and don't wander off. I'll go buy you some Orunji." Donas settled the little girl down first, then approached Dorothy. "Go quickly! Go find Dorothy and ask her for advice on what to do."
语毕
Donas acted swiftly.
It ran to the supermarket on the basement floor of the shopping mall to buy fresh oranges.
According to Donas's understanding, as long as she pays for the little girl to eat Orunji, the other party will definitely not have the nerve to refuse to pay for boxing lessons!
Making money is one aspect,
Secondly, it felt it was its duty to provide snacks to customers.
Oh Runji is cheap, nutritious, and perfect as a snack.
Donas vanished in a flash...
The little girl was left standing at the edge of the booth, lost in thought.
Dorothy was afraid that the other girl would leave quietly, so before going to find Dorothy, he made a pinky promise with the little girl.
Doro extended its paw and hooked its little finger around the little girl's finger, showing a slight lack of boundaries in its enthusiasm.
"I'll be right back!"
"Don't go! Just wait three minutes, I need to find my other friend."
finished,
Doraemon ran towards the escalator.
While rushing to the upper floors, he didn't forget to make funny faces at the little girl to amuse her.
Left hanging on the booth, the girl was bewildered but found it quite amusing.
The two pink-haired little beasts have some really weird ideas!
Since you're worried I'll leave, why not leave one behind to keep me company while you send the other to buy oranges? As for them looking for a companion, you can do that after you've bought the oranges, it's not too late, is it?
In this case,
Customers are always accompanied by a small animal.
Businesses are more likely to succeed then!
Normally, the girl would be certain that she would leave quietly.
Now she's quite interested in waiting!
So, what does their other partner look like?
The little girl's curiosity about Dorothy made her patient.
……
Dorothy kept her word and brought Dorothy back in less than three minutes.
Running up and down.
Doraemon was so exhausted that he was panting heavily.
It lay down on the display stand and refused to get up, insisting on resting and recovering its strength first.
Watching the little guy's disheveled appearance, the little girl chuckled, becoming increasingly interested in the doro.
"Even you have an owner?"
The little girl laughed as she looked at the ID card hanging around Dorothy's neck, a hint of regret flashing in the depths of her eyes.
It turns out they were all pets that already had owners!
it's a pity……
As Dorothy went downstairs, she overheard Doraemon muttering something and realized that they had encountered a big customer.
As the source of wisdom for the Doro,
How could it be difficult to take care of customers?
Observing the other's micro-expressions, Dorothy rolled her eyes, her clever mind working at lightning speed... She immediately understood what the human cub in front of her was thinking.
And let's not talk about anything related to the boxing class.
Dorothy bluntly stated, "Would you like to have a small pet to keep you company in your daily life? We have special channels to catch one and 'give' it to you."
(End of this chapter)