Cheat Awakening

Chapter 482. A Village With Full of Surprises

"Myne, are you sure you want to go there? Believe me, it will not be a nice experience," Hanaha holding her youngest daughter Xina in her arms, accompanied by her eldest son, Ze, asked with a worried expression at the entrance of the village, a mile away from her house.

"Sure, and I also have to buy some properties here. So, no matter how you try to stop me, I have to go in and meet your village chief," Myne replied, not taking Hanaha's words to heart. He looked at the village entrance before him, which was nothing special except the people living in it. A few villagers could be seen coming in and out with their cows and sheep.

"Well, if you say so, then let's go." Seeing that Myne had made up his mind, Hanaha could only shake her head and lead the way. She didn't forget to remind everyone to cover their noses. Except for Myne, everyone else had already gotten used to it, and without Hanaha's reminder, they covered their noses.

Myne, lost in his own deep thought, didn't give their small trick too much attention. Right now, he was cursing Clone No. 5 for not telling him about such important information for the sixth time.

Suppose it wasn't for Hanaha's careless personality which led her to mention their plan of meeting the village chief to buy properties around her house and deal with her matter as well, otherwise, until he reached the village chief, he might not even know what he was doing here. Although Hanaha didn't tell him what Clone No.

5 wanted to do with the village chief, after hearing her story, and because Clone No. 5 has his own personality, it was not hard for Myne to guess his intention.

"I was too good to that bastard. Damn it, if only I had known about it earlier, I would have surely given him a pig as a company instead of that hot beauty," Myne cursed while walking. Suddenly, an extremely strong stench entered his nose. It was not as unbearable as Hanaha described, but it wasn't pleasant either.

However, Myne, who had spent months with rotten zombies and other more disgusting things, was still far from pinching his nose and breathing through his mouth.

Myne looked around and noticed that various animals' poop and urine were spread everywhere on the dirt road, producing this disgusting smell. However, people living here seemed used to it, and they didn't care about the stench at all, seeming to even enjoy it.

However, what surprised Myne more than the disgusting stench was that this entire village was filled with halflings, and there seemed to be no humes at all, at least he hadn't seen any yet.

While avoiding getting his shoes dirty, Myne, who had already walked in front of Hanaha and everything under their surprised gaze, after all, they didn't expect that he would be so tolerant of this kind of stench, looked around carefully.

This was his first time coming into a completely non-hume village, and he was very curious about how they lived, what they did, and, most importantly, if any beautiful ladies could make him crazy behind their asses. Ofc course, he didn't forget his vow to not take any more girls under his wings, but this doesn't mean that he can't have a one-night stand with them.

Later, I heard that because her business wasn't going well, she had been selling her body to earn money. Promise me you will not get close to that b*tch again." Worry was clearly visible on Hanaha's face as she said that, indicating that her late husband's cheating with Jenny had left a deep scar in her heart.

"Don't worry, this is going to be my first and last visit to this damn village. After today, I will never come here again. I have hundreds of times more beautiful women with me; why would I want to go to a slut? You are underestimating my noble character too much.

Just wait, when we are alone, I will teach you a good lesson." After threatening Hanaha with a fake angry expression, Myne made some distance from her so she couldn't coax him and also to avoid arousing suspicion from the children.

Hanaha, although really wanting to say something, could only shake her head with a helpless smile, continuing to walk on the dirty road.

After crossing a small artificial swamp in the middle of the road, where dogs were having a party, and saving their heads from a group of angry bees that some bastard had teased, they finally came before a nice-looking two-story house with a wonderful garden in front and a three-meter-high wall surrounding it. Clearly, the person living inside did not lack money.

"Alright, children, from here on, Myne and I can handle everything. You don't need to come with us. You can go and play around and meet us at Granny Kaila's bakery in an hour. Remember not to mess around, especially you, Xina. I don't want to hear Ze complaining that you didn't listen to him," Hanaha instructed her children after coming to the village chief's house.

Ze joined them for obvious reasons, wanting to have some fun with his girlfriend, and Xina wanted to eat some candies by coming with them.

"Okay, Mother, see you in an hour. You can do your work with peace of mind; I will take care of Xina seriously," Ze said with a confident smile, but the impatience in his voice told a completely different story, making it hard for others to believe in the credibility of his words.

"But still, take this. If someone stronger troubles you or bullies you, after pressing this button, throw it at them. This thing will then explode and make enough noise for us to hear it and come to help you. By the way, remember to find cover for yourself before throwing it; otherwise, you might also get injured. And here's your pocket money. Eat something nice.

Now go while I hold your mother; otherwise, she will definitely take those things back."

After saying that, Myne hugged Hanaha tightly from behind and covered her mouth so she couldn't threaten Ze and Xina to return the explosion bomb he had just summoned with his Realise skill, which, to tell the truth, consumed literally 60% of his entire mana in his body. It seemed like summoning things from the Alban dimension was more difficult and expensive than he expected.

"Now, what are you waiting for? Go, otherwise, if she takes back that gold coin, don't complain to me that I didn't buy you candies and a nice gift for a certain someone." The last part referred to Ze's girlfriend, for which he also gave him a wink so this naive guy could understand his hidden meaning.

Both children looked at their mother, who was struggling hard to get out of Myne's embrace, then at Myne, who was encouraging them to do bad things. After a moment of hesitation, they decided to believe in Myne, as one gold coin was still a lot of money for both of them. After apologizing to Hanaha, they hurriedly ran away.