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Chapter 237 Head Bomb
Chapter 237 Head Bomb
Deadpool's upper body was stuffed into the barrel of a shotgun by the Punisher, and when he spoke, a buzzing echo reverberated from all directions.
"Are you talking about Deadpool, the guy whose marksmanship is better than a cowboy's, whose knife skills are faster than a ninja's, and whose humor is better than a stand-up comedian's?"
Instead of pulling the trigger, "The Punisher" raised the gun and pulled "Deadpool's" body out:
"It really is you."
Deadpool was casually tossed to the ground by the Punisher, and his already fragile body thudded, resulting in multiple fractures all over his body.
Fortunately, his self-healing ability is incredibly powerful. Even if his body is torn to pieces and his brain is drained, he can regenerate. So, a mere fracture is nothing to him.
In just a few breaths, Deadpool's broken bones healed, and his body even grew larger.
"I thought Frank would shoot me a thousand times over, but now it seems he's been captivated by my personal charm."
Deadpool explains in his own way why the Punisher didn't kill him.
But his explanation sent a chill down the spine of "The Punisher," who pulled the trigger of his loaded shotgun without hesitation.
With a bang, Deadpool is gone again.
The Punisher holstered his shotgun back on his waist and began fiddling with the zombie heads on the ground.
"Connors, help me convert these zombie heads into explosives or landmines. I need these heads for the next phase of the operation."
"The Punisher" handed the head of "Zombie Panther" to Connors and spoke.
Connors didn't reach out to take them. "Green of All Things" manipulated the plants on the ground to grow into trays, which then lifted up the zombie heads:
"Is there a specific implementation plan?"
His knowledge of weapons from "Batman" includes hundreds of types of landmines and explosives alone.
"Anything is acceptable as long as the power is great enough, but the detonator must be manual," Punisher said.
Spider-Gwen looked at the ground covered with zombie heads, and she even saw the face of the Human Torch, one of the Fantastic Four in this world, among them.
Even in the zombie universe, Spider-Gwen had never seen such a bloody scene before, and she tried to stay as far away as possible.
Gwen did not comment on the Punisher's collaboration with Connors in creating weapons.
She didn't comment, but Deadpool had something to say:
"A zombie head modified into a bomb? Let me see!"
Deadpool, who had just been blasted to pieces by a shotgun, has recovered and is now naked, peering over to Punisher.
"With Connors around, theoretically you don't need to go through all this trouble. Just let him manually create a nuclear bomb and clean up the mess for the world."
Deadpool pretended to start analyzing:
"Given your twisted psychology of 'punishing evil,' I guess you never considered using nuclear bombs to clean up the ground, but instead used the heads of these zombie avengers to make bombs—..."
"You want to use these as bait to blow up the families of these Avengers?"
The Punisher nodded, confirming Deadpool's idea.
"Connors, I have a request too!" Deadpool said, raising his hand to Connors.
"you say."
Connors was busy combining explosives with the zombie heads and was rather dismissive of Deadpool's obvious attempt to join in the fun.
"Go back the way you came, back to that 'Killer Monkey' arena." Deadpool looked serious.
"Why go back?" Connors asked, looking at Deadpool, who had just grown a body and was still completely naked.
"Why go back? Go back and get me some clothes! I can't keep going naked like this, can I?"
Deadpool yelled angrily, then stood there with his hands on his hips and peed.
Connors: "—Why do we have to go back there to get the clothes?"
In the zombie world, shops are deserted everywhere, and Deadpool can just grab a set of clothes from the ruins if he needs them.
"There's my good buddy over there—the zombie version," Deadpool said. "I don't want my handsome face constantly exposed to you guys, so I have to put on my suit."
This guy must be talking about "Zombie Spider-Man" - Connors nodded, this little thing is no trouble at all, he can agree to "Deadpool".
"I also need some audio equipment, not limited to mobile phones, speakers, and amplifiers —"
After modifying all the zombie heads, "The Punisher" made a new request.
Connors was furious:
"Find your own way."
This need for such supplies didn't require Connors's involvement at all, and Batman had no memory of any modification plans for these items.
In fact, no modifications were needed; by nightfall, the Punisher had already collected a pocketful of audio equipment.
blah blah blah!
With one foot planted on Deadpool, an exaggerated scream instantly echoed through the night sky.
The Punisher retracted his foot and, while Deadpool was still wailing and yelling, pressed the button in his hand.
Moments later, all the audio equipment recorded Deadpool's screams.
By combining these audio devices with the zombie head bomb, the Punisher's bomb was finally completed.
"Here are two leaves to cover you."
Connors manipulated the plant to grow large green leaves and handed them to Deadpool, who quickly took them and put them on like a wild man.
Deadpool's body has almost fully grown; he's just a few centimeters shorter than his true physical transformation.
It didn't matter when he was just a palm-sized character, but now Connors obviously wouldn't let Deadpool continue to walk around naked in front of Spider-Gwen.
[Today's Gossip: Zombie Avengers]
[Reward for watching the drama unfold: Self-healing factor]
[Self-healing factor: Enables the body to heal all types of injuries and provides complete immunity to all diseases, including cancer, infections, and external chemical drugs.]
Spider-Gwen huddled alone in a corner, while Deadpool leaned his head against the Punisher's shoulder and snored.
Night had fallen, and the four of them were hiding inside the buses that Gwen had suspended in the air with spider webs. Connors looked at his "watching the show" system rewards and curiously conducted an experiment.
His physical strength is comparable to "Superman", and with the "healing magic" he possesses, "Deadpool's" "healing factor" is theoretically not very useful to Connors.
But Connors' body not only possesses the strength of "Superman," but also many special abilities.
For example, "polymer chain mimicry" can transform his body from the inside out into the structure of the corresponding target, and the experiment Connors was conducting at the time was related to this.
With the instant activation of "Polymer Chain Mimicry," Connors' body transformed into a wooden structure.
Connors broke off his own wooden arm, but instead of using "self-healing magic," he quietly waited for the "self-healing factor" to take effect.