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Chapter 235 Deadpool Baby
Chapter 235 Deadpool Baby
"Welcome to Deadpool's zombie-hunting squad! Our motto is: Kill zombies, earn points, win big prizes!"
Seeing Deadpool holding a large megaphone and continuously broadcasting this slogan, Connors felt as if he had entered a large shopping mall.
Spider-Gwen thinks so too:
"Points? Grand prize? Is this correct?"
Gwen sensed something was clearly wrong; ever since Connors saw "Zombie Spider-Man" vs. "Zombie Aunt May,"
It seemed they had made up their minds to eliminate these zombies.
For this reason, he even found "The Punisher," a bloodthirsty butcher who killed more than five hundred people in the arena as soon as he appeared, to punish evil.
Logically, the three of them should be looking gloomy, silent, and ready to chop down any zombies they see.
Why did Deadpool mess up the art style after he came here?
"That's absolutely right! A headshot is worth ten points, a hit to the torso is worth five points, and a hit to the limbs is worth one point—"
"Considering that some zombies are missing limbs, the safest method is of course to blow their heads off."
Deadpool, with a huge head and a tiny body, ran up to Gwen naked, barely reaching her knees, and slapped a flyer at her feet.
"The ultimate prize for the zombie hunting team—my autographed photo!"
Gwen retreated to the side with a hint of disgust:
"I do not want."
"There's a hidden prize!" Deadpool exclaimed anxiously when he saw Gwen wasn't cooperating. "The hidden prize is a private photo of 'The Watcher'!"
Connors: "—You'd better be doing something abstract, rather than actually having a picture of me."
"Really?" Gwen asked curiously, leaning closer again.
"Not for now, but I can figure something out." Deadpool whispered to Gwen, "Can I borrow your suit?"
Gwen: "No—but why?"
"You see, if I told you you'd be in charge of taking private photos of Connors, you definitely wouldn't agree—so I've decided to wear your battle suit and do it myself!"
Deadpool, clutching his butt, said:
"I am willing to make some sacrifices for this."
Gwen: "...Enough, you're more disgusting than a zombie."
Connors subconsciously unlocked his Spider-Sense, which he had been using the "Master of Lockpicking" technique, and also activated his Telepathy to ensure that Deadpool wouldn't actually end up in his bed.
"Really? Thanks for the compliment." Deadpool accepted Gwen's sarcastic remark with an indifferent expression.
Connors, not wanting Deadpool to continue the topic, quickly interjected:
"Wade, you just said you came to me because 'The Observer' wanted you to deal with me?"
"That's right, but you should know that I didn't bring anything below my neck with me. I only brought my head to see you, which is enough to show that I have no hostility towards you," Deadpool said, holding his head in both hands.
"Then why did you come to see me?" Connors asked, puzzled.
"Uh, do we need a reason?" Deadpool looked puzzled.
"I'm planning to take Gwen around the world. What are your plans?" Connors asked.
Deadpool looked down at his body, which was less than the length of an average person's forearm:
"I plan to get a baby outfit to wear first."
He is currently wearing a mask on his head, and his body below the neck is completely bald—because his body has just grown out.
"Connors, can you take me to a maternity and baby store?"
With Deadpool around, the normally serious and dull zombie world begins to become more abstract.
Half an hour later, Connors found an empty baby store by the roadside. He searched through the collapsed cabinets for a long time and finally found a set of baby clothes that were about the same size as Deadpool's current size.
Connors tossed a pink baby outfit with lace trim and a white Snoopy pattern to Deadpool, and then promptly killed the shop owner who had chased after him.
The shop owner had long since become a ghost town, and he chased after Connors not because Connors hadn't paid, but because he smelled the scent of a human.
"I feel like I need one more thing, Connors. I believe you can do it."
Wearing a red mask and a pink lace Snoopy baby costume, Deadpool scrambled over to Connors and said...
"You don't need to say anything, I understand." Connors made a gesture.
Three minutes later, Connors came out of the baby store again, holding a small hat for infants.
"Green of the Fragrance" manipulated the plant to rise from the ground. Connors casually broke it off and made it into a bamboo dragonfly, which he then stuck into his hat.
"Reality Distortion" integrates the bamboo dragonfly with the hat, which Connors then places on Deadpool's head, before using "Trick" to enable the bamboo dragonfly to fly automatically.
Soon, as Spider-Gwen's brows furrowed more and more, a baby Deadpool appeared in front of the two of them.
Connors led Gwen toward the Avengers headquarters, with Deadpool, who was flying on the bamboo dragonfly on his hat, floating ahead of them.
A zombie lunged at Deadpool from a tricky angle, and the guy quickly twisted his body to change direction with his bamboo copter, grumbling somewhat angrily:
"You're too late! My brain has been almost completely eaten away by cancer cells!"
Deadpool, who was not yet able to resist, pounced on Connors, intending to squat on Connors' shoulder or head.
Unfortunately, Connors wouldn't do as he wished. He tossed the zombie away with one hand and then flung the head of "Deadpool" that flew towards him with the other, all the while saying to Spider-Gwen:
"Gwen, I suggest you shoot some webs and seal Deadpool's mouth shut."
Upon hearing that he was to be gagged, Deadpool quickly moved far away from the two of them.
"Readers! Help me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool suddenly closed his mouth. His masked face showed no expression, but the position of his eyes vividly conveyed confusion.
He turned to look at Connors, pointed to himself, and then slowly lowered himself down.
"No! There's danger!"
Without hesitation, Spider Gwen launched her web, sending her body soaring into the air, while a large web was rapidly woven.
Connors immediately activated his "telepathy" and, sensing that there was no sign of living people in front of him except for "Deadpool," knew that he had definitely encountered zombies.
Whether it's "Zombie Ant-Man" or "Zombie Wasp" isn't important. What's important is that this kind of being able to enter the microscopic world is somewhat troublesome even for him, provided Connors doesn't use his "Limiter Unlocker," "Mother Box," or "Omega Effect."
A series of methods, such as "active life equations".
As Deadpool's head slowly sank away, it was clear that the unknown zombies had devoured all of his brain matter.
Once the head was completely dry, Deadpool's skull fell toward the ground, exploding with a bang before it even hit the ground.
The "Zombie Wasp" transformed from an almost imperceptible size to its normal size, flapped its four wings, and flew towards Spider-Gwen.