Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1857 - 1891: You Have Five Moles on Your Butt, Don’t You

"It seems I’m quite famous, even the Sect Leader of Jiuhuang Sect recognizes me. Should I be glad or worried?" Lin Zifeng chuckled bitterly, shaking his head helplessly.Jiuhuang Fei’s enchanting eyes remained fixed on the Heavenly Painting Halberd in Lin Zifeng’s hand, her gaze blatantly revealing greed. She then spoke coldly, "I have no grievance or enmity with you, so why attack my Jiuhuang Sect in the middle of the night?"

"Miss Jiuhuang, this question should be mine to ask you. Our South Heavenly Gate has no grievance with Jiuhuang Sect, so why did you ally with the Heavenly Punishment Alliance to besiege us? Is it just for the Holy Weapon in my hand?" Lin Zifeng laughed furiously. His fingers clenched tightly around the halberd’s shaft, primordial energy rapidly circulating, ready at any moment for a life-and-death battle with Jiuhuang Fei. Currently, his cultivation was encountering a bottleneck, at the Peak Stage of Sub-Saint First Layer Heaven, just a little short of breaking through to the Second Layer Heaven.

"I know nothing about this so-called Heavenly Punishment Alliance! It’s just the Divine Sky Sect’s doing behind the scenes. Are you blaming this on our Jiuhuang Sect?"

Jiuhuang Fei spoke evasively now. Who would be foolish enough to take all the blame themselves?

"Jiuhuang, you’re at least a major figure in a Sect. Dare to do it but don’t dare to admit it? Once, I regarded you as my dream girl, but what a joke, you’re just a second-rate product." The handsome guy was spouting sarcastic jokes from afar.

"Damn! I even know how many moles are on your ass. Don’t think I don’t know the little secrets you’re hiding, I know them all."

"What are you talking about?"

Jiuhuang Fei glared coldly; two chilling rays shot from her eyes.

She had just taken a bath, and the handsome guy saw it all. There were quite a few conspicuous large moles on her buttocks. His mention of it hit Jiuhuang Fei’s sensitive spot.

"Haha, I’m telling you there are five big moles on your buttocks. Isn’t that right?"

The handsome guy laughed wildly, his voice booming like thunder, causing everyone in Jiuhuang Palace to hear clearly. This outrageous claim thoroughly enraged Jiuhuang Fei. They say you can’t touch a tiger’s tail.

Jiuhuang Fei’s ass is even more unmentionable!

"I’m going to kill you!!!"

Jiuhuang Fei raged, holding the Low Grade Holy Artifact, Heavenly Battle Bow, in her hand, lightly gripping the bowstring, but without an arrow! By pulling it using primordial energy alone, the bowstring gathered streams of invisible energy. This energy was fierce and scorching. When she loosened her fingers, after the bowstring and the bow cooperated, arrow energy invisible like rippling water shot towards the handsome guy’s head. Not only was it fast, but the arrow body was completely invisible, being an entirely energy-based attack. It was hard to capture direction. Lin Zifeng was greatly surprised because he had never truly seen the power of the Heavenly Battle Bow.

Even though it was a Holy Artifact, he’d only seen the Heavenly Painting Halberd.

"Oh my gosh!"

The handsome guy’s intuition was precise; he knew that arrow energy was very powerful and if he couldn’t dodge it, he would surely be wounded by Jiuhuang Fei’s arrow.

"Kid, why are you still dawdling, hurry and help your master!"

The handsome guy turned to flee in fright, but no matter how he ran, he couldn’t outrun the speed of the arrow energy.

"Poof~"

"Ow ow..." Suddenly, there was a howl, with everyone seeing the arrow energy pierce through the handsome guy’s buttocks, blood splattering, paining him to tears.

"Damn you. Jiuhuang, you’re trying to pierce your grandfather’s butt! You crazy woman, don’t fall into my hands, or I’ll screw you three hundred times a day, three hundred times! What’s so great about having moles on your buttocks? I swear, I’ll pluck every one of those moles off your buttocks so you know the feeling of no moles. Ouch, it hurts your master terribly. Damn, damn. This is the tempo of using me up -"

"Courting death!"

Jiuhuang Fei’s patience ran out amidst its howl, and she once again gripped the Heavenly Battle Bow, aiming directly at the handsome guy’s direction.

This time, her killing intent rose to the highest point. Her own buttocks’ moles being spoken of so clearly, anyone would go crazy, especially someone like Jiuhuang Fei who held high status. Her dignity couldn’t be challenged.

"Jiuhuang Fei, isn’t it time we settle our accounts?"

At this moment, Lin Zifeng had already moved.

With the Heavenly Painting Halberd in hand, he just didn’t believe a Supreme Holy Artifact couldn’t beat a Low Grade Holy Artifact.

"Swish, swish, swish..."

The Heavenly Painting Halberd swept several astonishing streaks of light across the dark sky, blood light glaring, and killing intent surging like turbulent waters.

"Break!"

Jiuhuang Fei’s face was icy, and after rising into the air, she carried the bow in her left hand and pulled the string with her right hand. At that moment, endless primordial energy poured into her right hand and then gathered on the battle string.

"Buzz!"

The Heavenly Battle Bow emitted a burst of green light, and the string thrummed.

Another unparalleled arrow energy shot down from the sky. With a whoosh, its speed was like lightning, almost immediately shooting towards Lin Zifeng’s direction.

"Boom!"

The Heavenly Painting Halberd trembled violently in the void, the air quivering from the explosion.

Lin Zifeng uttered a light shout, and the Heavenly Painting Halberd erupted with a blaze brighter than the sun, almost enveloping him, under the dark night sky appearing brilliantly dazzling.

Even Jiuhuang Fei attempted to observe the opponent’s body closely. But it was simply impossible. The opponent’s brilliance was overwhelmingly strong.

"Could this be the power unleashed by the Heavenly Painting Halberd?" Jiuhuang Fei was stunned, her eyes darting restlessly. She could feel from Lin Zifeng’s primordial energy waves that his cultivation wasn’t particularly profound, at most just a Second Layer Heaven. Because his barrier exploded, enclosing him at the center.

In the case of a typical Sub-Saint’s barrier, Jiuhuang Fei could easily smash it with one slap, but now it was different. The opponent’s barrier merged with the blood light of the Heavenly Painting Halberd, impossible to break or clearly see inside.

Indeed... The arrow energy shot from the Heavenly Battle Bow was savagely cut by the Heavenly Painting Halberd.

Lin Zifeng’s lips retained a faint smile, "Jiuhuang Fei, obediently hand over the Heavenly Battle Bow, and tonight we might not have to fight to the death."

"Hahaha... This has only just begun, and you want me to hand over the Heavenly Battle Bow, isn’t it a bit too soon?" Jiuhuang Fei laughed coquettishly, her voice echoing, making sure everyone around could hear.

"Damn bitch, remember I’ll screw you three hundred times! Keep that in mind!" The handsome guy cursed, touching his buttocks. He was incensed, why would they target his butt?

But it’s not up to him to think about it, as the Jiuhuang Sect’s female disciples all brandished weapons, surrounding him tightly...

(Two updates this morning for visual enjoyment, another three updates tonight, a burst of five updates today, seeking free recommendation tickets.)